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Alternative Tips for Avoiding U.S. Drone Strikes
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Tell the drone that traffic cameras make twice their salary and private Eye In The Sky news copters make four times. Hide while they are suing for equal pay based on agenda discrimination.
(Gloria Allred will, by the way, be invisible to their infrared cameras.)
Place a billboard:
Obama as President for Life
in front of your property and drones will never bother you.
24. Become a registered “Liberal Democrat” and send away for approved Democrat products like Obama Tee-shirts, Obama statues, Obama posters, Obama books and for those uptight Liberal gals (and gay guys) they even have Obama sex toys shaped like Obama! You have to buy your own batteries.
i’m just gonna hide under the bad idea t-shirt lady on the left. guarantee no one will notice me