Trusting Obama

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The Speaker of the House trusts Barack Obama.

Okay, I know what you’re thinking: “What’s the punchline?” Yeah, there’s not one. John Boehner says he “absolutely” trusts Barack Obama:

Boehner said “hope springs eternal” in regards to the possibility of a budget deal, and told (ABC News correspondent Martha) Raddatz that he has a “very good relationship” with President Obama and that he “absolutely” trusts him. He added that the president’s recent outreach — or so called “charm offensive” — intended to woo Republicans, is a “good thing.”

It’s nice to know that Boehner trusts Obama. I was worried that all the lies and tricks Obama had told and pulled over his life would make him untrustworthy. But Boehner can see right through that, and know that Obama can be trusted.

And that’s good news. Boehner will be able to work with the president to make good things happen. I believe he’ll work with Obama and deliver a good, workable plan for the future of the country. After all, Boehner delivers. Just think about how he managed to deliver his home state in the last election.

Now, don’t you feel better?

15 Comments

  1. 1) Some things are exclaimed and are called ***Brilliant***
    2) Some things are exclaimed, heads are scratched furiously and they are dismissed out of hand , becuase they are so beyond the pale it just cannot be comprehended in ‘our times and spaces’.
    Speaker Boner’s Blather is an example of # 2 ,above.
    Go find an ice floe to ride, Johnny. I’ll bring the whale blubber and some magazines for you to read, while you wait for the trip to end……..

  2. IF Obama had a Budget I wouldn’t trust him.
    IF Obama said he wants to cut the deficit I wouldn’t believe him.
    IF Obama says anything I wouldn’t it because he is of the Devil.

    and don’t be so hard on John Boehner. I know you don’t like him but this is DIVINE Judgement. All those in Congress can do is hope for the best. They are dealing with a Servant of Hell.

    Obama is a punishment on a sinful, evil nation that has butchered close to 60 Million babies. Hussein Obama is a punishment from GOD on a evil land filled with Pagan Idolatry. Barack Obama is a Divine Punishment for Political Ideologies becoming replacements for Christianity.

    About 75% of this country trusts Obama! About half of that worship him as a GOD! Obama is more popular than George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and all the founders combined. He is even more popular than Christ in some circles and they trust him absolutely!

    I hate to say it but this country deserves to be Obamatized for its many sins and those sins include Abortion, Homosexuality, Substance Abuse, Paganism, Idolatry, Apostacy, Communism, Liberalism, Randism, Libertarianism, ect..

  3. Wow…pigs are winging their way around the skies next to soaring herds of rainbow-flatulating unicorns.

    Time to open the umbrellas as mild protection from the excrement which is sure to be falling on peoples’ heads.

  4. Whoa Carpenter, you need to lay of the weed dude! Have you tried electroshock?

    Isn’t boehner always right? Isn’t he always on our side? Hasn’t he always rebuffed the president’s spending and the marxists lies of harry the reed and and scum fran nanny? Hasn’t always put for defunding obamacare in every bill that comes out of the house? Of course he can trust the occupant. He himself is a saint!

  5. Trust him to be evasive? Trust him to urinate in the punchbowl?

    Proof positive that that party of elephant logos is ponderous and has no chance of getting a clue!
    Reminds me of the old adage that the sledgehammer is used just to get attention!

    We’re doomed with leadership from the party of handshakes…(I have Parkinson’s and he has mine!)
    I’m now officially depressed that stupidity is the order of the day…

  6. What else is he supposed to say? If he says he does not trust Obama, we get three weeks of talking heads on the television telling everyone that Republicans are evil and this is example 3,245,678. Plus, then Obama goes on his plane all over the country wasting a lot of dollars complaining. If he says he does trust Obama, we get three weeks of talking heads on television telling everyone that Republicans are evil, but there are only 3.245,677 examples. Plus, Obama goes on his plane all over the country wasting a lot of dollars complaining.

    At the end of the day, the low information voter wants to see people trying to work together. Admitting a lack of trust, does not appeal to them. Boehner did not say he trusts Obama to do the right thing or to negotiate in good faith. I trust people who I know are looking to screw me to do just that.

    Boehner has been striking deals, when he has to, to preserve the House majority in 2014. It is our only protection.

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