Girl are you the final boss in Castlevania because if not, this conversation can wait
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) March 22, 2013
#WorstSequels Dumb and Dumber and Dumber-er and Joe Biden
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 22, 2013
I’m so bad with names, I’m joining a Mexican street gang just so I can call everyone Ése.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) March 22, 2013
One thing I’ve learned about New York is that cab drivers don’t like pulling over just to give you a high five.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 22, 2013
I like how the Sunday news shows always end with a little laugh among the guests, almost like they all have souls.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 24, 2013
Every time Beyoncé types out her name, she has to google “Pokémon” and then copy/paste the “é”.
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) March 25, 2013