There’s been a lot of complaining lately because of how much the government sucks and stuff and keeps getting in the way, but I hope in all the complaining we don’t forget our duty to achieve awesomeness. So many people fought and sacrificed so we have the jillions of advantages we have today, so if you aren’t achieving great things and just mope around and whine, you are spitting on those sacrifices. So on this Independence Day, think of what you can do to deserve all you were given just for living in this country.
You’ve inspired me, Frank. I’m going to go out and punch some hippies today, even if I have to drive to Iowa City to find a hippie.
If I’m having an off day and I am having trouble achieving true red blooded American deep fried twinkie bacon covered awesomeness…..
Can I get half credit for slapping some hippies?
O say does that star-spangled flag fly over the place?
O’er the land of the free
And the punched hippie face