Black People and White People Need to Murder Each Other More

Someone on Twitter showed me this chart:

Murder by Race

Did you realize murder was this segregated? That’s racism right there. Why won’t most white people and black people murder each other?

Not only do we need to get along better as races, but apparently we need to also be violent in a more open way — more comfortable killing people who aren’t like us. Or something.

Racism is confusing.

18 Comments

  1. “I’m sorry sir but we’ve reached the national limit on White on White murder however we do have some cap room, if you will pardon the pun sir, in the white on black category so you can go out and kill yourself a black person if you still feel the need to kill someone. Will that be satisfactory?”

  2. Interesting.

    Looking at the White half of the pie chart, only 8% of people murdered by Whites are Black, yet Blacks are 12% of the population.

    Looking at the Black half, 16% of people murdered by Blacks are White. Yet Whites are 64% of the population.

    Frank’s right. We need more interracial murders.

  3. jw –

    Asians, Hispanics, Pacific Islanders, and whatever we’re calling American Indians this year aren’t being killed either! I think that I’m going to become Asian so that there’s no danger of my being killed.

  4. It’s wrong to kill people you don’t know.
    Only Psycho serial killers and racists and bigots (oh my!) do that.
    Damn Cat has it right – only kill people you know need killing, not people who just sort of look like or remind you of people you’ve heard might need killing.
    (And don’t loot their stores or burn their neighborhoods, either!)
    It’s important.

  5. The fact both sides added up to 50% looked too contrived so I dug up some source material (Bureau of Justice Statistics 1980-2008 was pretty close to the pie chart for 2007-2011) and compared it to a purely statisticall “non-racial” hypothesis (based on blacks at 13.5% of population and whites the remainder). The results were shocking. (BTW sorry for the lines but I was too tired to make a better chart after figuring this out. Math is hard.)

    Victim–Perpetrator—Actual—“Non-racial”
    Black—-White————-2.2%——-11.7%
    Black—-Black————-43.9%——-1.8%
    WhiteWhite————-45.3%——74.8%
    White—-Black————–8.6%——–11.7%

    The black on black homicide rate (second line) jumps out at over 24 times what it would be if we followed Franks suggestion which would eliminate this injustice. I hereby nominate Frank for the Nobel peace prize. (I can do that right?)

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