Crowder has a short video on one of the witnesses:
I have not really been following this. I’m perfectly fine not hearing about the trial again until the verdict, and I’ll be satisfied with whatever that verdict is.
Still, some people are really invested in this trial trying to make it a whole big racial thing because that’s what intensely useless people do these days: Make everything a racial issue. Well, people did that in the past, but a different sort do it today.
Anyway, interesting this woman would think that “creepy-ass cracker” would not be racist. Now, I should mention my perspective as a white man who grew up in the 80s. That’s back when people were working super hard to make sure white people were not racist. From what I can remember, American history for the first couple grades in school was solely about Martin Luther King. And I’ve been programmed to constantly every day work on not being racist. We white people are constantly analyzing what we’re saying and thinking and making sure it isn’t racist. It’s one of the most important things to us.
And actually, terms like “we white people” seem kind of racist and I’m going to avoid using that in the future.
Anyway, I assumed other races were making similar effort, but this woman makes me wonder. Ask any white person whether a colorful term for another race is racist, and they will answer yes — with extra racist points if it’s used in anger. So that this person is confused on this seems to indicate she has not spent much time learning about being racist.
I hope this is an isolated incident, though. It not too long in the future, white people won’t be a majority in this country anymore; we’ll all be racial minorities. And if that happens, but it’s only white people who have worked on not being racist, we’re probably going to have some big problems.

See also, “Typical white person.” Yeah. No racism there…
Shut up cracker, only white people can be racists.
Note: my great-grandmother was Shawnee, therefore I’m not white, just like Elizabeth Warren. Well, except for the part where my great-grandmother really was native American.
And if that happens, but it’s only white people who have worked on not being racist, we’re probably going to have some big problems.
Is there a term for the opposite of “worked on not being racist”? If there is you, will have mucho opportunities to use it in the future.
Can I be a saltine? That’s the whitest cracker I know.
I am amazed her brain produces enough power to remain conscious.
Not to mention the outraged protests sure to be heard from the creepy-ass lobby.
Or do they prefer to be called the non-creepiness-challenged?
i just thought she was talking about Lindsey Graham.
Creepy-ass Brand Crackers the Crackers of Champions. What I want to know is where can I buy a box of Creepy-ass Crackers, I can’t find ‘um anywhere.
Prolly next to the Nerds, opposite the Chocolate Babies (which used to be called something you can’t say in polite company no more…).
I have a brother named is Crackers.
I get confused. Is it creepy-ass cracker or creepy ass-cracker. Either way, I am deeply offended. I prefer to be called a Honky.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t ‘creepy ass-cracker’ be censored on TV as a homophobic slur?
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The CIC of our post-racial nation
Hates CAC (or creepy-ass crackers);
Like the CBC loathes their club’s integration,
And the CIA detests snoops and hackers.
So for the record, Obama is a half-creepy, half-assed half-cracker.
Oppo:
I think Obama is just half-assed.
I was gonna join C.A.C.A. (Creepy-Ass Crackers Anonymous) but the whole being a cracker always gives me away so then I was gonna start wearing a hoodie out in public but people always say I look like Obama’s son when I do that and white Hispanics are always trying to shoot me. Being white is harder than a girl trying to do math.
Now if Tray-von had been properly trained in race identification, he would have seen the obvious, this guy isn’t a creepy ass-cracker, he’s a creepy wet back-cracker, completely different thing. Either way, the “black people can’t be racists” rule still applies and he’s completely justified in attacking anyone, especially one who catches him taking reparations from creepy ass-crackers.
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