Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
(Note: “fracking” is a “controversial” technique that makes oil and natural gas wells more productive)
…camel farts
…Joe Biden with his shotgun
…snake oil salesmen
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
bathing
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
cold weather
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
women’s fashion.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Cylons.
…farking. For example….
… in no particular order: bacon, alcohol, basic human rights for women, a legal system more modern than the dark ages, and camel depopulation.
…running with scissors.
… a natural 20 on an attack roll.
(Sorry, D&D joke, couldn’t resist.)
… the royal baby boom.
…the natural peaceful harmony of the middle east.
… the march of time.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
their religious system.
… karma.
… sheiknado
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Chicks in bikinis
…women with drivers licenses who bake cookies.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Porky the pig
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Cute, fluffy JOOOOOOOISH Kittens.
…twerking
….50 Shades of Grey
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
running out of money.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Matt Damon’s acting.
#17 – FTW
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Sand.
Well, there is this bit of scottian diplomacy.
…the dark side of the farsi
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Jews who frack.
Gays who frack.
Women who frack.
Anyone who fracks during Ramadan.
…expletives that are used by normal people.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Unregulated rabbits lacking emergency disaster plans.
…Vogon poetry
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
untreated athlete’s foot.
…paper cuts.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Fluoride
salt
Trans fats
16 oz Sodas
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
thinking.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
…any ‘frickin’ invitation from John Kerry to participate in the Israeli and Palestinian peace talks.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
… any ‘frickin’ visit from Obama – especially in the Spring.
Rin Tin Tin, Benji, and the Lassie Brigade.
modernity.
goat hemorrhagic fever.
international scrutiny.
… Carlos Ramadanger.
Moisture farming on Tatooine.
Ron Mexico… Dog whisperer….
Dean Winters……
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
Dean Wormer
A fully complete Death Star.
Elvis.
. . . the laws of microeconomics, particularly as set forth in books by Milton Friedman and Paul Samuelson, both of whom were . . . JOOs!
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
anything that Allah wills.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat, the Keystone Pipeline. If only he had a friend in Washington…
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
an industrial laser pointed at the apex of his legs.
sharks under a collapsible bridge.
a folding stairway on a blimp riding at 10,000 feet.
a poisonous spider in his bed.
Ursula Andress in a white bikini
Camels with STDs.
Also a threat…..the palace guard all dressed up like Tots With Tiaras doing Honey BooBoo imitations
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
They had no resistance to the bacteria in our atmosphere to which we have long since become immune. Once they had breathed our air, germs, which no longer affect us, began to kill them. The end came swiftly. All over the world, their machines began to stop and fall. After all that men could do had failed, they were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest things, which God, in His wisdom, had put upon this Earth.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
A Xena: Warrior Princess marathon.
…double secret probation.
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
…Battlestar Gallactica reruns.
…original thoughts.
…those darn kids what with their long hair and loud music! Get off my sand dune!
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
being sent to bed without his supper.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
is a good 2 guard with a medium to long range jumper and superior passing skills.
Well, listening to Vogon poetry is well-nigh to being tortured to death, so definitely yes.
plumbing
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
a bacon bowl.
…running out of oil and relying on the charms of Islam to maintain economic power.
…way too many moderate Muslims running around looking for some peace to love.
…term limits for Obama means a time limit to destroy America.
…only four more free uses of “The Great Satan” before collection notices are sent out.
…you killed all the gays and they were the only ones who would check for dynamite.
…there are no more jobs left that can be hired out as jobs Saudi’s won’t do except yours.
…riding around on his little red camel wearing a raspberry turban. -Or was that the sultan formerly known as Saudi Prince?
…Global Warming, the next Ice Age, and any 14 year old with internet access and time on his hands.
A Saudi prince warned that fracking is a threat to his kingdom. Also a threat…
his twin brother who has languished in a prison, face covered by a mask of Iron.
…all misspellings of the word “fracking”
(Glad to see Jimmy is back from being sequestered!)
oh “fracking” I thought you said “farting”. Nevermind
…Democracy
Twerping.
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