Most people don't know this but if you die inside a McDonald's they just assume no one loves you and toss your body in the dumpster.
— Pony Starwars (@tigersgoroooar) July 8, 2013
Has the guy who saw the Lone Ranger told anyone what he thought of it yet?
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) July 8, 2013
Being sedentary isn't a "lifestyle," okay? I was BORN sedentary!
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 8, 2013
I'm a secondhand veggietarian. I eat cows. Cows eat grass. It's science. Merica.
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) July 8, 2013
"We have visual contact with London?" "Yes, Sir" "And France?" "Confirmed, General" "Well then Private, where the hell are the underpants?!"
— Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) July 9, 2013
I'm sure the craftsmen who began aging this Scotch 12 years ago hoped it would be paired with Garden Salsa Sun Chips.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) July 9, 2013
I saw the Lone Ranger yesterday. For most of the movie it’s quite apparent that Tonto is really the brains behind the operation…then, half way through the movie, it’s reveled that Tonto is actually crazy. As for the Lone Ranger, well, he’s a liberal do good-er who you just want to grab by the lapels and bang his head against a wall while yelling…”Wake-up you stupid moron.” It is entertaining in places and probably no worse then most of the tripe coming out of Hollywood these days. On the other hand, Riff Trax should have a ball with this movie.