Keeping the Streets Safe! Posted by Harvey on 6 September 2013, 8:00 pm The city of Newark, NJ held a TOY gun buyback last week. It’s a good start, but they really need to collect all those sticks that kids can point with and say “bang”.
“They can have my toy gun when they take it from my cold, dead, sticky hands.” – Every Red-Blooded American Kid Ever – Reply to this comment
You didn’t finish it Oppo. When a finger and thumb are outlawed…only outlaws will have fingers and thumbs. Reply to this comment
Perhaps they will outlaw Evolution and return us to a time when humans didn’t have opposable thumbs. Reply to this comment
Makes sense, toy dollars for toy guns. Bad news for Canada, here comes Fast and Furious II: I’ll bust a cap in uhhhh, my cap gun. Reply to this comment
….and then when Christmas rolls around, Toys For Tots!!!1!1!!!!1! It’s for the children. Reply to this comment
You can’t even say the word “gun” in most schools. So, hey kids, these are obviously forbidden also: “Under the gun” “Beat the gun” “Top gun” “Hired gun” “Starting gun” “Gun shy” “Guns of Navarone” “Gunsmoke” … Reply to this comment
Great additions, DamnCat! Tuna to you, sir. Also: “Gunnysack” “Gunning for…” “Guns and butter” “Annie, get your gun!” Reply to this comment
What are half chewed, stale pop tarts going for these days?
When a finger and thumb are outlawed, . . .
“They can have my toy gun when they take it from my cold, dead, sticky hands.”
– Every Red-Blooded American Kid Ever –
You didn’t finish it Oppo. When a finger and thumb are outlawed…only outlaws will have fingers and thumbs.
Perhaps they will outlaw Evolution and return us to a time when humans didn’t have opposable thumbs.
Makes sense, toy dollars for toy guns. Bad news for Canada, here comes Fast and Furious II: I’ll bust a cap in uhhhh, my cap gun.
….and then when Christmas rolls around, Toys For Tots!!!1!1!!!!1!
It’s for the children.
You can’t even say the word “gun” in most schools.
So, hey kids, these are obviously forbidden also:
“Under the gun”
“Beat the gun”
“Top gun”
“Hired gun”
“Starting gun”
“Gun shy”
“Guns of Navarone”
“Gunsmoke”
…
@Jimmy…also
Peter Gunn
Run and Gun
Shogun
Gunga Din
Great additions, DamnCat! Tuna to you, sir.
Also:
“Gunnysack”
“Gunning for…”
“Guns and butter”
“Annie, get your gun!”
Gunne Sax…It’s a good thing the 80s are over…
You can’t talk about gun control without saying gun, HA!