Sabotage Obamacare? That’s like sabotaging a time bomb. Usually that’s called “defusing.”
Not to alarm anybody, but anarchists are taking over the GOP. You can identify them by their ripped leather jackets.
If you find an anarchist, report him to Republican leadership. You’ll get a free snow cone.
It is also possible that some of the Republican radicals are secretly pirates. Be on the lookout for symptoms of scurvy.
If an anarchist bites you, you become one. And anarchists like to bite. Because anarchy.
So should I preorder Batman Arkham Origins? Just need some confirmation the new team working on it didn’t screw up the combat first.
Earbud manufacturers: Since you haven’t figured this out, the weak point is where the flexible wire connects to the earbud. Reinforce that.
While I’m at, electronic manufacturers: When you make big, weird plugs, they block other outlets. How have you not noticed that?
Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton, so if politicians aren’t shooting each other, they’re getting along okay from a historical perspective.
So is it now a fringe position to think Obama is a good president?
One day we’ll have robots and laser guns and no need for any government at all.
If you’re ever attacked by a shark try to bring the battle to land because then you can suplex it and fight over.
I don’t want a year delay on Obamacare. I want to watch a train wreck NOW!
Just because I’m anti-government doesn’t make me some extremist. The militia I’m a member of is very mainstream.
Got an iPhone! I think I’m an elitist now.
My work email enforces a pin code on phones, so the fingerprint scanner on the new iPhone is pretty convenient.
A stake to the heart followed by decapitation will kill just about any human.
Humans are also weakened by sunlight if it’s a particularly hot day.
I have a special noise-cancelling gun. If something is noisy, I shoot it with my gun and no noise.
I’m glad I haven’t watched any of Breaking Bad. The last thing I need is more compelling drama to waste my time being compelled by.
If you find an anarchist, report him to Republican leadership. You’ll get a free snow cone.
Harvey wants to know whether the snow cone is bacon-flavored, and DamnCat wants to know whether it’s tuna-flavored.
And Anonymiss just asked if it’s cookie-flavored and whether it has sprinkles.
Correct: You vs. Shark is just like Thing vs. Submariner, or King Kong vs. Godzilla, or Ares vs. Percy Jackson. In the water he is stronger; on the beach you are stronger. Get him on the beach. Keep it simple, stupid!
Oh, and on Breaking Bad, the ending… did not leave me feeling cheated.
Gotta say I was NOT expecting that.
I have no clue what this “Breaking Bad” thing is all about. Is is it a show with continually bad endings or something? Hell, I don’t need that. Or, maybe it’s about things getting busted-up all the time, you know, “breaking” … “bad?” The title doesn’t compel me. Sometimes, being marginally-cultured has its advantages.
“Breaking” anything is hardly ever ‘good’, nor productive. It just makes a mess someone has to clean up ,
and you can never find anyone who wants to volunteer to ‘do that thing’.
Me,… I never break all that much, I just give stuff away with a ‘no-returns’ policy.
Marking it ‘absolutely free’ works, a surprisingly large amount of the time.
In other news, my cable provider now supplies me with NASA Channel, JLTV [Jewish news and stuff] and the Pentagon Channel.
Plus, we now get an Official PRC news/info topic channel that is hilarious to watch. This one beats all hell out of The Comedy Channel, and is guar-on-teed to get your favorite fluids shooting out of your nose.
Who needs “Breaking Bad” when there are so many different, enjoyable, diverse choices to be had ?
Delaying ObamaCare for a year only benefits Obama… and Boehner.
It is not ready to be implemented; they need another year to have everything in place. Delaying it takes it off the news and out of the public’s minds. It will be less of an issue in the lead up to next year’s elections. Did Obama give this to Boehner? Boehner looks tough. Obama gets what he needs. Win! Win! For them. What a crooked web they weave!
Yeah, pre-order Origins. Combat is the same, only with more enemy types and actual bosses.
Sounds like Hulk talk. “Breaking bad! Fixing good! SMASH BETTER!”
Particularly if we’re talking about the Obama from the Walternate Universe, where Martin Luther King survived being shot, and African Americans vote predominately Conservative Republican.