Google Inc. says it’s struggling to find ways to keep its employees from getting fat.
Guess they have a hard time finding legitimate results when Googling “weight loss plan”, too.
Google Inc. says it’s struggling to find ways to keep its employees from getting fat.
Guess they have a hard time finding legitimate results when Googling “weight loss plan”, too.
And I thought I was going to read a joke about Bidens brain, Obama’s integrity, or Bloombergs recall win.
As the only Googler who reads your blog (probably, as most here are pretty liberal) I can confirm it is difficult to be svelte with all this free gourmet food around here. Today was our micro kitchen fair where very many vendors come in and set up a festival were all googlers try everything and vote on which new snacks will get stocked in our micro kitchens next year, so we all just gorged on cookies, candy, crackers, popcorn, energy drinks, etc. I’ve gained thirty pounds since I started here six years ago :'(
… we all just gorged on cookies, candy, crackers, popcorn, energy drinks, etc. I’ve gained thirty pounds since I started here six years ago
Isn’t Google all buddy-buddy with the Obamas? This being so…doesn’t all the gorging on goodies fly as a stiff middle finger in the face of Moochie’s Health-Nazi/Bergen-Belsen Natural Diet fitness frenzy?
One would think that Google HQ would be replete with treadmills and Pilates gear overseen by uniformed former high school PE teachers yelling at the drones in fine Biggest Loser fashion to discard that eclair, drop and give ’em twenty.