It's a travesty that while Britain continues 2 decline, native son Piers Morgan selfishly focuses his brilliance solely on "fixing" America.

— Brad Thor (@BradThor) September 12, 2013

After terrorist attacks, they say don't judge all Muslims based on the actions of a few. Shouldn't gun owners get the same treatment? Merica

— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) September 12, 2013

Oh yeah, Putin? If America isn't exceptional, name another country stupid enough to re-elect Obama.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 12, 2013

I don't understand @BarackObama's foreign policy, but that's okay because neither does he.

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 12, 2013

Why do we need a RoboCop remake? The only thing dated about the original was the idea that unions will still be around in the future.

— Political Math (@politicalmath) September 12, 2013

The two things that react hysterically to every little shift in the world: Twitter and the stock market. They are made for each other.

— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) September 12, 2013

At least half of possum funerals are actually surprise parties.

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) September 13, 2013