My apologies, but things got rapidly hectic this weekend & I didn’t have time to put lolbama! together.
Yeah, I know, you hate me now. Go ahead & throw rotten potatoes at me in the comments.
Look for lolbama at its regular time next week.
Meanwhile, please enjoy this Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek:
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*Throws fresh Yukon Gold potatoes at Harvey*
Wrong, we love you Harvey.
You’re in control, General Haig!
i’m all out of potatoes harvey. i got some tomatoes and a couple of eggs. is that ok?
@2 That’s fine, as long as they’re rotten
What Jimmy said.
At least we can count on Harvey when Frank goes on a week-long Candy Crush bender.
You had a hectic weekend, our Conscientious Commander?
Anything your Empress could do?
@5 – Do you have a recipe for potato cookies?
Spudnuts. That count?
@7 – Close enough. Thanks, Kitten.
When I was a young whippersnapper, my mom would put mint flavoring and sugar in mashed potatoes and then dip the results in chocolate…compared favorably with Peppermint Patties.
Is this lack of lolbama a result of the heinous shutdown? Or is it a shutup?
@9 – Just a weekend that got unexpectedly busy. I don’t expect to be caught unprepared like that again.
@10 I think you deserve a vacation every so often, my Shaggy Sheik. Did you get to enjoy it at all?
At my age Presidential ridicule is all I have and I’m blessed with a “Peter Principled” target bigger than Al Gore’s carbon footprint!
He should be hammered with ridicule and sarcasm until he realizes suddenly that he really is a ‘pigment’ of his own imagination!
If a we have to take a week off he’ll still be the answer to the question:
Who is the worst/dumbest President of all time?
@11 – Yeah, it wasn’t really BAD, just busy. I literally spent hours on the phone.
@12 – Jimmy Carter.
I know it’s close, but I hate Jimmy more, because Obama is destroying the country on purpose because he hates us. That’s reprehensible, but understandable.
I think Jimmy actually loved America, really thought his moronic policies were the right thing to do, and was honestly surprised when they didn’t work.
I’m confused now. I did get good grades, I do play Dungeons & Dragons, I do game hardcore on my PC, and I do know what URL means. And if I had an actual ram, I might name him Spock, too.
But I don’t have a pocket protector (protector protector), don’t LARP, and I’m married. And I do have a beard and generally dress more like the geek than the nerd. I’m especially fond of the geek t-shirts thing (was most recently wearing one of Stormtroopers dancing Gangnam style). But I’m not making infographics (too much work), and I don’t play games like Angry Birds or Candy Crush on my phone. Actually, I don’t have any games on my phone.
So… I don’t know if I’m a geek, a nerd, or some kind of hybrid.
@14 – GERD!
That chocolate mint potato candy sounds awesome. My potato candy recipe is made with peanut butter. Very rich but yummy!
Gastro-Esophgeal Reflux Disease?
Gastro-Esophageal-fixed.
@Harvey, @Tater Salad,
That would explain the frequent heartburn…
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