Where’s the grits? Slobbered with butter, of course.
And toast? If you’re in a hurry, sure. But for a good sit-down breakfast (one that includes grits) you need biscuits. Slobbered with butter, of course.
Look at liberal programs and causes and this picture.
Guns: Want total elimination
Bacon: Not healthy, the state must decide what diet you eat.
Eggs: Cruelty to animals, go Vegan.
Toast: Genetically modified grains, bad, bad BAD!
Coffee: Still acceptable, just don’t go over a 16oz cup or you will be punished.
Handgun should be glock model 30 on left side of meal (left handed )
Bacon seems to be the right amt but the = amt of jimmy dean sausage seems to be missing
Eggs are complete wrong, should 4 egg omelet wrapped around 2 handfuls shredded cheese and 6 chopped jalapenos
light coffee is good as I have an ulcer
no jam or jelly is good as I am on a diet
@11 Well isn’t it? 😀 I like blackberries and raspberries equally well. As long as it is my homemade jam. Yum 🙂
@13 That’s quite the diet. 😛
Wanna join my Zumba class? One of the main reasons I do it is so I can eat what I want 🙂
the liberals always forget the strawberry preserves on the toast. sheesh.
…Plus only one egg and not enough salt and pepper on it!
Plus, the egg is overcooked. It needs to be wet, wiggling and still cackling.
I like 4 eggs scambled and ditto on the strawberry preserves.
*Raspberry* jam. Homemade.
@5 – HERETIC! – *Blackberry* jam. Homemade. 😛
Where’s the grits? Slobbered with butter, of course.
And toast? If you’re in a hurry, sure. But for a good sit-down breakfast (one that includes grits) you need biscuits. Slobbered with butter, of course.
Look at liberal programs and causes and this picture.
Guns: Want total elimination
Bacon: Not healthy, the state must decide what diet you eat.
Eggs: Cruelty to animals, go Vegan.
Toast: Genetically modified grains, bad, bad BAD!
Coffee: Still acceptable, just don’t go over a 16oz cup or you will be punished.
They forgot the second gun under the table.
@6 Blackberry would suffice 🙂
@10 – That’s like saying “Bacon… that’s some sort of breakfast meat, isn’t it?”
@9 Do you have a concealed breakfast permit?
Handgun should be glock model 30 on left side of meal (left handed )
Bacon seems to be the right amt but the = amt of jimmy dean sausage seems to be missing
Eggs are complete wrong, should 4 egg omelet wrapped around 2 handfuls shredded cheese and 6 chopped jalapenos
light coffee is good as I have an ulcer
no jam or jelly is good as I am on a diet
@11 Well isn’t it? 😀 I like blackberries and raspberries equally well. As long as it is my homemade jam. Yum 🙂
@13 That’s quite the diet. 😛
Wanna join my Zumba class? One of the main reasons I do it is so I can eat what I want 🙂
14 I don’t think so. Last time i had a zumba, it took off and almost killed my chihuahua .
Where’s the white bread toast?