A new high school in Chicago will be named after President Obama.
Vladimir Putin said he’s already enrolled his son there to start bullying the principal.
A new high school in Chicago will be named after President Obama.
Vladimir Putin said he’s already enrolled his son there to start bullying the principal.
Sports team: The Fightin’ Subpoenas.
Cheerleader uniforms: press credentials.
barry soetoro high school?
barry soetoro choom school?
All SAT scores will be locked away and not revealed to anyone, ever.
Prom theme: “Stairway to Evan.”
(Yeah, it’s a gay-themed prom.)
High school musical: “High School Musical.” They’ll be as unimaginative and self-referential as Obama.
End-of-the-day production: “Greece.” (Yay! A national-debt reference!)