…she refused to begin signing copies in Dallas until the line stretched all the way around the book.
…when it was revealed that all the fact checking was done by using the liberal maxim that there are two kinds of lies, white lies and whatever a Republican says.
…live mike caught her in the bathroom tearing pages from a copy and thanking God the publisher had insisted on perforated pages.
… when the crowd chimed in, in perfect unison, “What difference does it make!”
Awkward moment on Hillary’s book tour…
she hadn’t finished coloring some of the copies.
…as she and Obama tried to throw each other under their respective busses.
…when she accidentally released force lightning from her fingertips revealing her dark side sith powers.
…as she was spotted begging outside the venue, with a sign reading “My life is sooooo hard – have to scrimp every dime”.
…she was overheard saying, “Benghazi? I been gauzy ever since I hit my head![laughter]”
… a non-“plant” actually showed up to buy one.
the next two years
…when it was announced that “SuperEgo” preorders were more than her total sales.
Her book was shelved in the “Science Fiction and Fantasy” section.
Bowel mishap stench blamed on backed up sewage plant, 3 miles away……
One customer noticed that the cover of “Hard Choices” was made of human flesh.
Another customer mistakenly thought “Hard Choices” was Monica’s biography.
…she called a middle-aged woman “young lady” and offered her some ribbon candy.
…she said that she remembered when the area was all undeveloped forrest land, in the middle of midtown Manhattan.
…when she admitted to defending a rapist that wasn’t her husband.
…she claimed that she ain’t no ways tired because she takes Geritol.
…when she was asked to autograph a book to Ambassador Christopher Stevens. Oh, wait that actually did happen.
@16 Eric Praline – bacon to you!
Awkward moment on Hillary’s book tour…
…there was no wait
…when someone asked her to sign the book, “Make A Killing In Cattle Futures”
was when a young brunette with a blue dress shows up
… someone pointed out that all the w’s in her book looked White Housey.
… (I agree with the DamnCat applause for Eric Praline)
…she refused to begin signing copies in Dallas until the line stretched all the way around the book.
…when it was revealed that all the fact checking was done by using the liberal maxim that there are two kinds of lies, white lies and whatever a Republican says.
…live mike caught her in the bathroom tearing pages from a copy and thanking God the publisher had insisted on perforated pages.
…after posing for several pictures, someone pointed out she still had remnants of baby soul between her teeth.
…when the Secret Service agent tackled her and declared, “She’s a man, baby!”
(Bacon for Praline? Deserves the whole damn slab.)
… seeing a tip jar at the end of the table.
… seeing money in the tip jar.
…her sales numbers.
…when her bus broke down before she could throw anyone under it.
…when she spilled vanilla ice cream all over that brand new blue dress.
…is when she realized people hated her phony face.
…well, it is phony but better than when she insisted that a pig put lipstick on her, back in Arkansas.
…when her entire Secret Service detail was killed when one of her cankles got loose in a Poughkeepsie Barnes and Noble.