Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary said the Taliban 5 are “not a threat to the US”. The REAL threat…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary said the Taliban 5 are “not a threat to the US”. The REAL threat…
… are dogs that stray near the White House.
… kids that don’t follow the school lunch program.
… people who don’t embrace our new undocumented freeloaders.
…Americans
…the Obama regime and mine that will follow.
Hillary said the Taliban 5 are “not a threat to the US”. The REAL threat…
kids with pop tarts chewed into the shape of a gun.
less government.
more individual liberty.
…the Tea Party.
…the Constitution.
…Global Warming!
. . . cookies with walnuts
. . . Americans with functioning neocortices
. . . guns (they fire themselves, you know)
. . . the Jackson Five
. . . the high five
. . . the detergent that comes in those little pods that Chuck Schumer wants to eat
…is expecting accountability from Democrats!
…skanks in blue dresses.
…Bushes falling from the sky.
… the VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY!
…Brain damaged world leaders.
…”will only be revealed to those who buy my new book, ‘Hard Choices’, available at fine bookstores and Amazon…”
…Moon Nukers.
… are the hooligans who absconded with her walker.
…is the IRS, so you better vote right,,,oops, I mean left. This is the time where Left is Right and Right is Wrong.
…eh, what difference at this point does it make?
…is when the fat lady sings.
And the fat lady has done sung.
…[Hillary singing]
Mysterious film makers mocking Mohammed,
Vet’rans with guns and religion, enough said,
Right Wing conspiracies fill me with dread,
These are the hobgoblins haunting my head…”
@17 – Jimmy, could our juxtaposition be any more perfect?
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Hillary said the Taliban 5 are “not a threat to the US”. The REAL threat is Obama followed by Hillary. Game over.
You guys make me smile. I’ve missed you. 🙂
COOKIES to @6 Iowa Jim for recognizing the true walnut threat
and Jimmy and Bob B. for the timing of 17 and 18 🙂
Hey, how have you guys been?
Hobby Lobby – Gibson Guitar – the Koch brothers – cattle farmers – people who believe in God
…a resurgent Anonymiss. hooray!!
How have we been? We have been dying here without cookies, heck I was so desperate I deliberately tried one with walnuts.
@19 Bob B: Couldn’t be more perfect – it was synchronous!
and,
@22 Miss Anony: Where the heck have you been and how the heck are YOU? BTW, the only walnut threat is the threat of walnuts not entering my mouf.
Also, I just poured 300 pounds of concrete for a new anchor at a -3.0 foot tide and I’m beat. (Maximum tidal swing in these parts is about 17 feet.)
For Hillary, the real threats are…
…people who refuse to drink the Kool Aid.
…special prosecutors.
…forensic accountants.
…people who like Chick-Fil-A.
…bloggers and blog commenters.
Bill without his condoms.
…a Killer Rabbit! Run away! Run away!
For Hillary, the real threats are…
not enough computer crashes to fortuitously remove embarrassing emails.
Now that he’s 35, Frank J. Obviously.
@26 jimmy
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/favorite-black-walnut-cookies/
anything to help a fellow walnut eater. now find someone to make ’em for ya
@22 – Doing just fine. The cornstalks are about a foot and a half high, we actually had a really beautiful day today (a real rarity here), which I took advantage of by bicycling forty miles, and I cooked a nice pork chop for dinner.
@32 jw: Thanks, jw. But it’s hopeless. I live in the sticks on acreage near the saltwater. For years, I’ve been keeping an eye out for mermaids who cook – but with no luck. Turns out they’re all fish eaters and novices in the kitchen. And eight miles away are a bunch of older female hippies with beards and hairy legs – definitely not cookies-for-Jimmy material.