WH:”GOP not mentioning it, but discussing impeachment secretly. Saw some go into room that was for men only. Prolly to discuss impeachment.”

I believe we can get Hamas to agree to a ceasefire if they are all dead.

So basically all our parents would be arrested for neglect by today’s standards.

DSCC is sending out 2 mailers:
One to Dems: “GOP thinking of impeaching Obama!”
One to Republicans: “You should think of impeaching Obama.”

2008: “Hope and change!”
2014: “Maybe I can bait the Republicans into impeaching me to halt my cratering popularity.”

Did you know that Barack HUSSEIN Obama has never specifically promised to not murder all Americans?

Can’t another Navy SEAL punch Jesse Ventura in the face to make sure the story is true?

It’s nice how Hulu lets you choose which ad experience you prefer just like Zuul let the Ghostbusters choose their destroyer.

Did you know that the Germans have fifty words for “scowl” but no word for “happy”?

I know I said before that this transgender stuff about having a “female mind” has to fly in the face of feminists.

Really feels like the left should have worked harder at coming up with a coherent story before yelling “bigot” at others.

I’d love to write a movie about Rathergate with the premise the documents were real, but would need to be a comedy and involve time travel.

Could we get Israel to agree to some sort of ceasefire where Hamas gets to keep firing rockets at them?

“Let’s push the sea into the Jews.” -innovative member of Hamas who’s trying to shift the paradigm and think outside the box