(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Figure Obama could use one of these:

Nukers, please hold your birthday suggestions for the Straight Line post at noon.
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Figure Obama could use one of these:

Nukers, please hold your birthday suggestions for the Straight Line post at noon.
I’m not a recreational puzzle-solver, myself, but I still find the concept intriguing
[Tech Demo for Pillow Castle’s First Person Puzzler] (Viewer #1,368,738)
After 5 years in office, Democrat Illinois Governor Pat Quinn is now being criminally investigated for misusing government funds.
The people of Illinois are shocked at such corruption in government. Taking so long.
[High Praise! to American Thinker via The Political Commentator]
They had me at “huffiness”
Weekend Must-Read: Ten Reasons Why I Am No Longer a Leftist
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Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
From walruskkkch:

From walruskkkch:

From walruskkkch:

From walruskkkch:

From walruskkkch:

From walruskkkch:

From walruskkkch:

From WC:

(Obscury!) [I was told it’s a play on a line from an old MST3K episode, “We’re rocks and we’re smarter than the actors in this movie”, but Google gives me nothing. Can any MST3K fans at least tell me what movie they were riffing?]
From Travelwise42 of Wise Up:

From Travelwise42 of Wise Up:

This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

That’s Barack with a life-size cardboard cut-out of Michelle.

WC – so obscure, even Google can’t find it.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Hillary Clinton, who frequently brags of fighting income inequality, is asking $2,777 per minute for her speeches.
In the war on poverty, apparently Hillary’s a double agent.
Adult language, but they make a very salient point about the sad state of visual humor in movies these days.
[Edgar Wright – How to Do Visual Comedy] (Viewer #51,939)
Speaking on immigration, Democrat Congressman John Lewis said “this is America. Our doors are open.”
Of course the doors are open. It’s the people climbing through the windows we’re concerned about.
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
Careful how you poke. That thing falls out pretty easy if you’re not careful.
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Hillary Clinton said that foreign countries don’t like America because “we have not been telling our story very well.”
Funny, I had that same thought about her at the Benghazi hearings.
[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]
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In official comments for the celebration of the Eid-al-Fitr feast which comes at the end of Ramadan’s month-long period of fasting, the president praised Muslim-Americans for their many “achievements and contributions…to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”
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According to a recent study, Obama enjoys greater support from Muslims than any other religious group in America – perhaps because he voices greater support for Muslims than any other religious group in America.
Seriously, have you ever heard the president praise Christianity for its role in putting a man on the moon? Have you heard him say that one of the “sweetest sounds on Earth” is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Can he even spell Presbyterian? We think not.
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Good question. How come Obama has never once praised Christianity?
In Idaho, a pilot attempting to drop 3,000 ping-pong balls on a fair, missed and dropped them on an interstate, instead.
Let me guess: he used to work IT for HealthCare.Gov?