….amnesia caused by an un-witnessed fall after being subpoenaed to testify before congress when you can’t explain where you were when an embassy burned and Americans died.
Ground troop intervention in Syria. (or whatever, this President is allowed to rewrite anything to fit any purpose for any reason whenever he wants. Being a Black President and all.)
Re-education “spas”
…unlimited presidential vacations
….non-unionized republicans-everyone else got am exemption.
Mom-Jean Splicing or Therapy
…free tonsillectomies and foot removals
….dizziness and nausea caused by trying to follow the explanations of the Obama administration to any/all newsworthy incidents.
…”golf thumb”.
….amnesia caused by an un-witnessed fall after being subpoenaed to testify before congress when you can’t explain where you were when an embassy burned and Americans died.
…ISIS jihadis entering from Mexico.
…free hearing aids for the NSA
Now covered by Obamacare:…
everything…and nothing.
Now covered by Obamacare:…
since it’s Wednesday, that would mean Prince spaghetti.
The heartbreak of Sorosiasis
…species reassignment surgery.
Gender Reassignment There-I’ll-pee
Sandra Fluke’s breakfasts, lunches, and dinners
…pretty much anyone who didn’t pay for it.
…most of Mexico and South America.
…circumcisions, but only Muslim ones.
Cattletonia
… injuries caused by VA care.
…women who are pregnant or might become pregnant. Ask your doctor…
…suicide bombers.
…depressions.
…erections that last over five hours.
…anal cranial inversion
Now covered by Obamacare:…
…pets
…Abortions for cows (decafinated)
…birth control for preschoolers
…At this point, what difference does it make?
…Asparagus syndrome.
…treatment with trichlorofiddlededie-ene.
@ 21:21. Oppo says:
August 27th, 2014 at 1:33 pm
… injuries caused by VA care.
…OR lack of.
…election recounts.
…KY Jelly to ease payments by taxpayers.
…owwies, boo-boos, cooties, feminine odor, thinning hair….pretty much everything except terminal Liberal stupidity.
..cab rides to methadone clinics.
(Someone Has To Say It) :
CHOOOMMM !! (And any Hostess product)
Anal seepage.
. . . intercostal muscle strains caused by laughing at the foolish behavior of Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry . . .
. . . extrication of heads from buckets
. . . burns suffered while barbecuing dogs
OFAmedication.
FREE!!!
(so) CIALIS (m) !!!
… pay no attention to the small print
… slipped, ruptured, lost, scratched, or wiped discs.
… Iraq ‘n’ pneumonia.
… ex-presidents and all their relatives for life. What luck!
Now covered by Obamacare:…
Ground troop intervention in Syria. (or whatever, this President is allowed to rewrite anything to fit any purpose for any reason whenever he wants. Being a Black President and all.)
…mental health coverage now includes liking any of Michelle’s dietary demands.
…tinpot dictator hair.
…__________ing like a girl (Pick up to 3. None if you are in the surgery phase of becoming a girl).
…Whiteness. 100% cure rate offset by lynching rope costs and global warming effects of burning them alive.
…diseases you catch from your un-vaccinated children.
…your grandparents, and vets (who are already used to getting treated like dirt).
…almost all of the imported ebola victims (Darn those cracks).
… Harpies treatments (beginning in 2016).
(1) Medical conditions
(2) Non-medical conditions
(3) Psychiatric conditions
(4) Non-psychiatric conditions
(5) Derringers
I.R.S. trojan replacement therapy