(My niece Sarah wrote this one)
The White House went on lockdown after a toddler squeezed through the fence and made it onto the White House lawn.
Ya know, stuff like this is just going to keep happening if Biden keeps leaving his toys laying around in the front yard.
Are we 100% sure Joe Biden wasn’t the one who squeezed through and they just mistook him for a toddler?
They were afraid that the tot would say, “The emperor has no clothes!”
Right. Those Big Wheels are an “attractive nuisance.”