Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive.
— Mike F (@animaldrumss) August 6, 2014
Hey girl, are you a waiter who doesn't write down the order, because you're making me nervous.
— (maura) (@behindyourback) August 6, 2014
Between your money and my ideas for spending your money, there's nothing we can't accomplish together.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 7, 2014
My 2 year old daughter thinks spider clowns live in the walls. May be the scariest thing I have ever heard.
— jerry stahl (@somejerrystahl) August 7, 2014