Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…
After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…
“Ahhh, more Democratic voters.”
After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…
Well, that should take care of the bed bug problem.
Told the UN that they had to limit the size of their delegations.
…announced a contest for the best original recipe. (no salt) (Martha Stewart is not allowed to compete as her experience in prison would give her an unfair advantage)
…kept munching on the cheese near the dumpster.
…did a pretty good Cagney impression right in Alec Baldwin’s face.
…banned 32 story buildings.
…told the public it was safe to ride with rats on public transportation, but privately asked the rats not to go on public transit- optics, etc.
… declared NYC a rat-free zone, problem solved.
… put in an ad for a multi-colored piper.
… prohibited rats from using stairs or elevators (now they’re stuck).
…blamed Bloomberg.
“…welcomed the city’s new rat overlords.’
…said, “What happened to all those Damn Cats?”
After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…
called for the revival of the musical Cats.
.. followed the idea of making the crime rate look better by “downgrading” crimes in police reports by instructing city employees to count rats as cockroaches.
…announced, “I have no choice! Release the KRAKEN!!”
…devised a plan to distribute authentic Anonymiss cookie crumbs along the George Washington Bridge, in hopes that the rats will be drawn to New Jersey.
After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…declared Rat burger Wednesday’s for everyone!
After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…named a rat czar…guy by the name of Willard.
After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…announced a program to send them all to cooking school.
…congratulated his entire political family and entourage on their progress.
…demanded they all return to Washington DC immediately!
…sent a strongly worded letter to Britain insisting they stop exporting their mistakes c/o Minerva McGonnagall.
. . . repeated CDC assurances that rats are not a known Ebola vector, stated that rat-infested ships from West Africa would not be prevented from docking in New York, and urged everybody to just calm the hell down and stop stigmatizing the afflicted populations of Africa with irrational, isolationist, jingoistic and demeaning over-reactions. RAAACISTS!!1!
After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…
was a bit confused since rats normally leave a sinking ship. Or conversely,
was proud to announce proof that Obama was helping to grow NYC.
… suggested the Socialists leave.
…moved to Jersey City.”
…replaced the Anthem “New York, New York” with the more appropriate choice.
http://youtu.be/nD0QGhIk2DQ
…Didn’t give a rat’s [rear end].
…As long as they didn’t smoke, use salt, drink more than 16 oz of soda, or carry guns they’re welcome in NYC.
…Was concerned about all the diseases they might catch from the average New Yorker.
… wondered if the number of blood-sucking parasites would see an up-tick also. (Boooo!)
… did his best Dean Vermin Wormer impression, and told them to put Niedermeier on it.
… suggested raising taxes.
… doubled down on his portfolio at Templeton Infestments.
… said it would really help fight this crisis if gun owners would register their weapons.
… had their tails blow-dried, and told the press “Look! Squirrels!”
Nervously glance over his shoulder for exterminators.
… accused his critics of ‘Species-ism’.
… fed the Central Park carriage horses to the rats.
… encouraged out-of-work coach men to train rats to pull the carriages.
… Placed job opening for a piper at Jobs.Com.
After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor… said “Nothing to see here, this is just part of the Family Reunification plan”….. and proceeded to blame Bush…. seemed like the right thing at the time.
Judged this one too: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/10/nuke-punchline-disturbed-rats-mandated.html
Anonymiss is back? I have to start really trying again!