…will be to personally oversee the installation of a hot tub, to be named “The Hot Zone”, so that his office manager can say “He’s in “The Hot Zone” if a reporter asks where he is.
…handing out full haz-mat suits to all the illegal invaders undocumented voters, they’re such a benefit to the country, we can’t let them get sick… before November.
Ron Klain’s first job as the new Ebola Czar… is to declare Ebola to be a member of the TEA Party, thus it must be evil and must be destroyed. Start an ad campaign showing that Ebola hates puppies and old people. Hey, it worked in the past……
…. try to make friends with Ebola, offer it some TASTY peanut butter drop cookies…..
… learn what Ebola actually is
… Caddy
… is to get in there, roll up his sleeves, and Klain up this mess!
…is to change his title to Ebola Emperor.
…will be to personally oversee the installation of a hot tub, to be named “The Hot Zone”, so that his office manager can say “He’s in “The Hot Zone” if a reporter asks where he is.
…to make sure all dangerous materials go in the incinerator, such as memos, hard drives, etc…
is to avoid Obama like the (Ebola) plague and not show up.
…show up for work.
Ron Klain’s first job as the new Ebola Czar…
blame Bush.
get a raise in pay.
take a vacation.
…find out who’s paying him?
…is to improve relations with the Muslim world.
…is to literally throw money at the infected people in an attempt to make them go away.
…is to select the appropriate club for the dogleg on 6.
…has been redacted due to executive privilege.
…is to figure out how to tax Ebola.
…is to imagine what a doctor would do, and then do that.
…is to distract the virus with scandal after scandal until the virus forgets all about infecting people.
three words: Ebola Beer Summit.
Ron Klain’s first job as the new Ebola Czar…
expand his powers, hire a lot of union workers, prepare hard drives for unexpected crashes.
Ron Klain’s first job as the new Ebola Czar…
mop the kitchen floor or he won’t rock ‘n roll no more.
Ron Klain’s first job as the new Ebola Czar…
write a strongly worded letter and start a #tag campaign.
… is to rub our noses in it.
…was to overthrow himself and become Ebolshevik.
. . .put up Ebola-Free Zone signs at all airports and border crossings.
…a crash course in Rosetta Stone Farsi to better co-ordinate with Valarie Jarrett
http://youtu.be/yJfk6_K_IaY
…is expand the concept of the exception to the rule to include reality.
…show children how to scare off a virus by making a face.
…covering his eyes and saying naaaaa na naaaaaa naaaa I can’t see you. Over and over until the virus goes into the next white populated country.
…make Hillary’s the face of Ebola poster warfare.
…when he saw the number on his new office door, shouted, “I was promised there would be no Math!”
…was to Red Dawn his new Czar fur hat.
…will be wash. Rinse. Repeat.
…will be to come up with a 5-year plan, of course.
…is to put out a news release that you cannot get EBola from Email.
…is to figure out how to make a profit.
…is to find where Michelle hid the cookies.
…is to get advice from Jay Carney on how to keep a straight face as he flat out lies to the press.
…call in sick.
…just some plain old ‘community organizing,’ Obama style.
…handing out full haz-mat suits to all the
illegal invadersundocumented voters, they’re such a benefit to the country, we can’t let them get sick… before November.Ron Klain’s first job as the new Ebola Czar… is to declare Ebola to be a member of the TEA Party, thus it must be evil and must be destroyed. Start an ad campaign showing that Ebola hates puppies and old people. Hey, it worked in the past……
…. try to make friends with Ebola, offer it some TASTY peanut butter drop cookies…..
…: lie.
…introduce the all new, safer 25 letter alphabet. Oops, alphabt.
…make sure that traitorous liberals use plastic flags to wrap themselves in.
…honeymoon in Sierra Leone after gay wedding with Bleeding Gums Murphy.
…convince America that Ebola is under control and so we don’t need an Ebola czar.
…wash his hands.
…regret taking the job. Honestly, he thought he heard “A Bolo Czar”. He thought it had something to do with those ties.
…will be to quarantine Annoymiss cookies, during which time he will personally “evaluate” them.
*Giggle*
Lots of great lines. I picked my favorites here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/10/nuke-punchline-feeling-feverish.html
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@37 – Anonymiss – Thank you…
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