Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Jimmy Carter says the Paris terror attack should be blamed on…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Jimmy Carter says the Paris terror attack should be blamed on…
Carter is totally senile so who cares what he says?
…peanut allergies
…Habitat for Humanity not being culturally sensitive enough
…Billybeer
…irrational hatred of bunnies
…fracking peanuts!
Jimmy Carter Says the Paris Terror Attack Should Be Blamed on…
…that wascally wabbit!
…conservatives!
…not enough people wearing sweaters
…malaise
…mayonnaise
…hollandaise
…”Evil Ways”
People putting walnuts in cookies instead of peanuts.
Cartoons of Ms. Lillian with Mo.
Jimmy Carter says the Paris terror attack should be blamed on…
… Peanuts cartoons
Jimmy Carter says the Paris terror attack should be blamed on… Ted Kennedy!
Jimmy Carter says the Paris terror attack should be blamed on…
Seventh Day Adventists.
Jerry Lewis.
Pepe LePuew.
…Shah Pahlavi.
…those meddling kids!
…Captain Bucher on the USS Pueblo.
“That damned live in nurse that keeps leaving the drool rag in my lap so that it looks like I peed myself when really I don’t like these sans a belt pants. Get out of my house SATAN!”
…Colonel Mustard, in the Billiard Room, with the rope.
Actually the senile old fool blamed it on the Jews.
…looking at women with lust in your heart.
…too much cheese eating, not enough surrender monkeying.
JOOOOOOS!!!1!1!!! Oh no wait, that’s fact, not farce. Conservatives pandering to JOOOS!!! Oh no wait . . .
Crab people!
himself.
Jimmy Carter says the Paris terror attack should be blamed on…
your lying, cheating, cold dead beating
Two-timing, double dealing, mean mistreating, loving heart
…the Bossa Nova.
Jimmy Carter says the Paris terror attack should be blamed on…
Rio…De Janero
…The Clash, for revealing the truth in their song Charlie Don’t Surf. And Ronny Raygun for his attacks on the album.
…French toast, so different and exotic compared to his white bread and corn pone existence.
… Bush
… Vorpal bunnies
Jimmy Carter Says the Paris Terror Attack Should Be Blamed on whoever keeps leaving his keys in the refrigerator.
#26 – No_Mo_Bama,
Bacon to you sir, that made me laugh out loud.
(if only there were a convenient acronym to express my moment of levity)
Marble Warming (global warming on Mars)
Hypnotoad
Jews in Space!
time travelling midget Elvis impersonators from ancient Sumeria
college fraternity scavenger hunters
Roddy Piper wearing sunglasses
… anybody but Mikhail Gorbachev.
… the Shaw.
… canoe attacking bunny rabbits.