Bee keeping is the opposite of what you should do with bees

— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) January 8, 2015

'Numlock' and 'Capslock' sound like villains from a crappy fantasy novel.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) January 8, 2015

MAKE ALL THE THINGS FREE!!!!

— Prophet Mohomo (@GayPatriot) January 9, 2015

So I hear my state's second most totalitarian female U.S. Senator is retiring.

— Blasphemous Hat (@Popehat) January 9, 2015