Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Instead of thoroughly vetting every Syrian refugee who enters the country, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Instead of thoroughly vetting every Syrian refugee who enters the country, President Obama…
…wil give them Obama Phiones, SNAP Cards, and AK47s left over from the Fast and Furious program.
…will provide them with all-electric cars (much better for the environment than ‘vettes)
…will pray 5 times a day for their safety.
…will ask them questions three…What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?
…sends them to caddy school.
Will give them voter registration cards and instructions on how to always check the box next to the “D” word.
…demand the thorough vetting of any American that oposes his plan…and then label them as “terrorists” regardless of the vetting process.
. . . asks each of them to choose Door #1, Door #2, or Door #3, all of which lead to the big deal of the day.
…sends them to a vet… (veterinarian)
…has chosen to concentrate instead on the real problem, Sarah Palin.
…will watch “Sicko” over and over and feel good about himself
Instead of thoroughly vetting every Syrian refugee who enters the country, President Obama…
will play golf.
will vet only the christian ones.
will let in the young, fit males since they could never cause any problems. But those widows and orphans…TSA their butts!
Instead of thoroughly vetting every Syrian refugee who enters the country, President Obama…
will give them 40 acres, a mule and free everything until they blow themselves up.
…wants a thorough vetting of those bastard Republicans.
… will just issue each one 72 virgins upon entry to the country… Less paperwork that way.
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… will adopt the ‘Straight Line of the Day’ judging model.
… will use scientific statistical and polling techniques: he therefore wants every white Christian household to become a “Kneel Son” family.
… will ask (or instruct) the Supreme Court to scour all existing constitutional immigrants for “emanations” and “penumbras” of niceness and non-violence, to be applied to the Syrian refugees.
… will ask them to come an C-4 themselves!
… promises to track them like they were Malaysian jetliners! All of them!! (Or guys with autogyros.)
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… promises to focus like Al-Azir on the problem.
…shrugs and says “What, me worry?”
… proposed higher taxes.
…send them all the Guantanamo Bay to be sorted out by the next president.
…will give them tips on washing blood off their hands.
…will have them blend in by settling in Chicago’s South Side.
…will just continue his process of wetting, petting and fete-ing our enemies.
…will expand the definitional boundaries of workplace violence.
Instead of thoroughly vetting every Syrian refugee who enters the country, President Obama…
given them all free tickets to Germany. I wish.
… Point out that his policies have harmed more Americans than most bombs and give them voter registration forms.
… Will play golf.
Instead of thoroughly vetting every Syrian refugee who enters the country, President Obama…
will do whatever President Jarrett tells him to do, as always. In this case, nothing. As usual.
will give them directions to Fox News and some Mohammed cartoons.
will give them all fake Hawaiian birth certificates to go with their Indonesian passports.
will dump them all in red states.
…toss out all the American citizens as they do not much care for him and vice versa.