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Looking back, President Obama’s biggest accomplishment as President…

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  1. Looking back, President Obama’s biggest accomplishment as President…

    avoiding impeachment.

    setting fire to the Constitution.

    learning how to use the bidet in the President’s bathroom.

  2. Looking back, President Obama’s biggest accomplishment as President…

    …playing the race card.

    …outspending all other Presidents combined.

    …not outlawing cookies with walnuts.

    …successfully blaming republicans for all his failures.

  3. TRICK QUESTION! He hasn’t accomplished ANYTHING!

    …was the fundamental transformation of America into a third-world banana republic where the proles are ruled by their betters.

  4. Looking back, President Obama’s biggest accomplishment as President…

    Hockey stick spike in gun and ammo sales.

    avoiding incarceration.

    proving conclusively every day that 52% of the electorate is beyond ignorant.

    the length of his cocaine-addled nose.

  5. …took a ragtag bunch of military, government and civilian employees and turned the VA into the greatest killing machine on earth.

    …signed legislation that drastically lowered the maximum lead content of bodies thrown into the Flint Michigan water supply.

    …singlehandedly nullified the George Bush Hurricane Liberation Army Brigade.

    …installed high performance dual jet vacation carbureters on White House planes to insure his getting off the ground.

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