…and it’s theme song: “Who’s Zari Now” is expected to be ‘pick hit of the week’ among the collegiate snowflake victim group. https://youtu.be/i9QEAtcz3o8
but it won’t really be a muppet since non muppet like puppets will feel ostracized. And then they’ll have to take into account the feelings of actual Ostriches.
…It’s called the Trumpkin. Very reminiscent of an Orange Troll Doll.
Muppy the Counting Muppet Slayer
…the Reporter.
…a straight, white, heterosexual, christian male. So he can be mocked and made fun of.
…pizza rat.
…in defiance of the US Senate, Merrick Garland will have an uncritical place there…
…and it’s theme song: “Who’s Zari Now” is expected to be ‘pick hit of the week’ among the collegiate snowflake victim group. https://youtu.be/i9QEAtcz3o8
… Pokey the TSA Agent
Oscar the “Happy Fun Time Re-Education Camp” Councilor
… the Stephanopoulos
she’s slightly less stiff than Al Gore and better at making climate predictions too.
…Trotski the Bolshevik
Trigger – the skittish bundle of raw nerves, set off by the slightest comment.
…Ernesto, Bert’s new politically correct, multicultural partner.
…Regular-Sized Bird, Big Bird’s hormone-free, non-GMO, free-range cousin.
…Felix the Grouch, Oscar’s new OCD neat freak roommate that trash-shames everyone who throws something in the trash instead of recycling.
…Grroinkman. Part man, part bear, part pig.
…the Gluten-Free Nut-Safe Low-Glycemic-Index No-Trans-Fats Baked Goods Monster
…wait…are we sure they’re not taking about the British definition of “Muppet”? Cause if they are, clearly there can be only The One.
Splodey the “Syrian Refugee”
Ohno, the social justice worrier.
Dindu Nuffin!
Ollie Oilyaneed (star of Frackall Rock)
Pajama Boid
The Ankara Babies
Alien Gonzalez
Mujaha, Dean of Students
Berndoggle
Commander “Elihu” Ackbar & his friend, O.P. Wankin’ Newbie
…Miss Piggy, meanwhile, will never be heard from or spoken of again.
…making this a beautiful day for a fatwa, and a stoning by a self radicalized Kermit.
…now watch as Cookie Monster loses a hand.
…Zari, who will start to learn her ABC’s before being forced into an arranged marriage with Big Mean Carl.
Sesame Street is getting a new muppet…
which is sure to offend somebody.
can’t you just FEEL the merchandising!
so one of the old muppets will have to put down.
but it won’t really be a muppet since non muppet like puppets will feel ostracized. And then they’ll have to take into account the feelings of actual Ostriches.
@23:
“Sunni day
Chasing dust clouds away
On my way
To where Tahir is sweet . . .”
…also, the name of the show will be changed to “Any Street” as some found the ethnic implications of “sesame” offensive and micro-aggressive.
Libby Earl; a half-man half-woman something with googly eyes, hangs out in locker rooms, and who always wears the Foxtrot Uniform.