Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Uh oh… Iran has developed a new missile that can…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Uh oh… Iran has developed a new missile that can…
…easily best the Taepodong-2 in a quarter mile
…be “not consistent” with a United Nations Security Council resolution from July 2015.
…justify everything Ben Rhodes has said.
…make Obama look like an idiot
…can-can…
…emigrate without being detected by European screening techniques…
…cause John Kerry to wet himself…
Trigger college students… not because of its potential destruction but because of its so-called phallic shape.
Iran Has Developed a New Missile That Can…
…actually make julienne fries.
…bypass any sanctions.
…make Obama look inept. Wait, too late.
…make politicians tell the truth.
… put imam on the moon.
… represent a small step for them, but Aleppo for mankind.
… deliver tactical stones on homosexuals.
… selectively target women and children.
… distinguish between New Yorker cartoonists and Charlie Hebdo cartoonists.
… detect Trump’s hair from 30,000 feet.
… discern appropriate targets with its high tech blasphemy sensors.
… propel itself for 1,000 miles fueled by nothing but Mulsim rage.
. . . deploy a robot that will perform wheelies on the White House lawn immediately after the main payload blows up the Pentagon.
. . . broadcast “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset,” the Arabic call to prayer, as it whistles over the White House.
. . . shriek “I KEEEL YOU!!” in Ahmed the Dead Terrorist’s voice just before detonation.
…enter any restroom it wants to…
…accelerate from zero to jihad in less than a second…
… get here faster than SMOD.
Iran Has Developed a New Missile That Can…
keep its doctor, if it likes its doctor.
with uncanny precision, take out servers in Chappaqua with a towel attachment, while not harming the rest of the structure.
….fun duh mentally change…things.
…reach Hawaii? I sure hope so.