Straight Line of the Day: Uh Oh… Iran Has Developed a New Missile That Can…

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Uh oh… Iran has developed a new missile that can…

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  1. … deliver tactical stones on homosexuals.

    … selectively target women and children.

    … distinguish between New Yorker cartoonists and Charlie Hebdo cartoonists.

    … detect Trump’s hair from 30,000 feet.

    … discern appropriate targets with its high tech blasphemy sensors.

    … propel itself for 1,000 miles fueled by nothing but Mulsim rage.

  2. . . . deploy a robot that will perform wheelies on the White House lawn immediately after the main payload blows up the Pentagon.

    . . . broadcast “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset,” the Arabic call to prayer, as it whistles over the White House.

    . . . shriek “I KEEEL YOU!!” in Ahmed the Dead Terrorist’s voice just before detonation.

  3. Iran Has Developed a New Missile That Can…

    keep its doctor, if it likes its doctor.

    with uncanny precision, take out servers in Chappaqua with a towel attachment, while not harming the rest of the structure.

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