Old songs are the best.
1941 was a really good year for Jimmy Dorsey. He had the number one song for a total of 19 weeks that year. This was the fourth of five number one hits during 1941 for him and his band.
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My dog has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
He often makes a lot of noise that is frequently meaningless.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me ~
MY dog is a CONGRESSMAN!
I’d bet he’s not a very good Congressman.
I bet he likes you and is happy to see you.
See? What kind of crappy Congressman is that?
Unless….. are you a lobbyist?
Congressman? That is very misogynist of y’all. The politically correct term nowadays is Congressperson. Good thing you don’t use your full name on here or you would be having the Squad declare jihad on you.
Your Congressman humps your leg and likes tummy rubs? It’s not Joe Biden, is it?
“Old songs are the best.”
Indeed they are, and 1941 was a particularly good year.
Chattanooga Choo-Choo
Roy Rodgers was out riding the range one afternoon when a wildcat jumped out of the sage brush. Roy startled, Kicked the cat away, looking at the bite marks the cat left on his boots, he rode back to his house and grabbed his shotgun. An hour later returning home he saw Dale out front who had to sing out
“Pardon me Roy is that the cat who chewed your new shoes”
Yes I do believe the joke is about that old.
Trigger Alert!