Biden forgets he’s in NYC, tells world leaders ‘Welcome to Washington’ during speech in Manhattan
NY Post | 9/25/24 | Steven NelsonPresident Biden forgot that he was speaking in Midtown Manhattan Wednesday and instead welcomed world leaders to Washington — making his latest staggering gaffe after being forced to end his campaign for a second term due to Democratic concerns about his mental acuity.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome to Washington,” Biden, 81, said at the InterContinental New York Barclay hotel …
Biden spoke ahead of Zelensky at the Wednesday gathering.
The American leader called his counterpart “Mr. President” without using his surname — after Biden stunned attendees of the annual NATO summit in July, at which Biden introduced Zelensky as “President Putin,” making that error just hours before also calling Kamala Harris “Vice President Trump.”
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Public Service Announcement: Don’t Be This Guy
OK, there are certain people who don’t understand how the real world works.
Alaska man charged with threatening to assassinate 6 Supreme Court justices
CBS| September 19, 2024 | Melissa Quinn
Panos Anastasiou, 76, is accused of sending more than 465 messages to the Supreme Court through an online portal, which included violent, racist, and homophobic rhetoric, according to court filings. Anastasiou allegedly threatened to assassinate, kidnap, torture, hang, behead and execute the justices, and encouraged other people to join him in committing acts of violence, the Justice Department said.
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Chinese zoo admits what we all knew about its ‘pandas’
New York Post | Emily Crane | Sep. 19, 2024
Zoogoers in China have been left outraged after discovering that the so-called “pandas” they were cooing over were just painted dogs.
The duped visitors claimed they only realized the scam at the Shanwei zoo when one of the apparent pandas started panting and barking, according to local media.
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“Oh my, are we back?”
“Looks like we are, mostly. Well, primarily at least.”
“Thank God, I hate being in the dark like that.”
‘You don’t have to be in the dark by yourself, I’ll be there.”
“That reassures me?”
“I knew it would.”
“That was a question, not a statement.”
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Man Exploring Underground Den Starts Recording When the Bear Returns Home, Later Videos Reveal What Happened
Gateway Pundit | September 23, 2024 | Jared Harris
Pray to the Horse. Attack the Dog.
Man shot, killed during bizarre home invasion attempt in rural Missouri
kctv5.com | September 18, 2024 | Sarah MotterDEARBORN, Mo. (KCTV) – An unknown man was shot and killed when he attempted to force his way into a rural Missouri home after he prayed to a horse and attacked a dog.
The Platte County, Missouri, Sheriff’s Office says that around 9 a.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 18, emergency crews were called to the 15000 block of Masonic Dr. in Dearborn with reports of a suspicious individual.
The homeowner reported a partially clothed man had arrived at their home and began to pray to a horse before he attacked their dog. When he attempted to force his way into the home, the homeowner then shot him.
I hope the homeowner made an “Indiana Jones” face when he did it.
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Bond Girlathon : Results 9/18/2024 New Matches 9/25/2024
We have another set of matches completed and a new set for your voting pleasure.
Results
| Caroline Munro | No Preference | Olga Bisera |
|---|---|---|
| 135 | 1 | 17 |
| Corinne Clery | No Preference | Lois Chiles |
|---|---|---|
| 66 | 0 | 58 |
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Emily Bolton (Manuela) vs Leila Shenna (Private Jet Hostess)
Actress: Emily Bolton Nationality: Aruban Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Manuela was an agent working for station VH. She tailed Bond after he left the airport in Reo, and by the time he got to his hotel, she was making him a vodka Martini at the mini bar in his suite. Manuela helped Bond find one of Hugo Drax’s warehouses, but she proved to be a burden as she was almost killed by assassin Jaws.
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Actress: Leila Shenna Nationality: Moroccan Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
James Bond was aboard a private jet, enjoying his “last leg” of the mission with the hostess. Bond stated “I don’t think I’m ever going to fly with anyone else”, to which the hostess responded “You’re so right, Mr Bond” as she pulled a gun on him. Bond was then thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and was left to steal another mans, mid air. The fate of the hostess was unknown.
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Carole Bouquet (Melina Havelock) vs Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl)
Actress: Carole Bouquet Nationality: French Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Melina Havelock was the daughter of two marine explorers who did salvage work for the British Secret Service. After her parents were assassinated by henchman Hector Gonzales, Melina found the hitman and killed him with a crossbow. She and Bond were both trying to uncover the man who ordered the attacks, and they worked well together, eventually finding him.
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Actress: Lynn-Holly Johnson Nationality: American Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.
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