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Archive of entries posted on September 2025
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 9/19/2025 : New Matches for 9/26/2025
Who’s turn is it? Moi.
Results 9/19/2025
| Eunice Gayson | No Preference | Aliza Gur |
|---|---|---|
| 78 | 7 | 72 |
| Lana Wood | No Preference | Honor Blackman |
|---|---|---|
| 124 | 2 | 77 |
New Matches for 9/26/2025
Match 1
Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson) vs Lola Larson (Bambi)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Shirley Eaton | 2 – 1 – 0 | 355 – 4 – 250 |
Actress: Shirley Eaton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Jill Masterson was the scantly dressed girl who used binoculars and an ear piece to help Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. Bond caught her at the game, and together they blackmailed Goldfinger into losing his money. After enjoying a few bottles of Dom Perignon with Bond, Masterson was killed by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob, in revenge for her betrayal. Bond awoke to find her covered from head to toe in gold paint.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lola Larson | 0 – 3 – 0 | 105 – 10 – 385 |
Actress: Lola Larson Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Bambi and Thumper were the two gymnastic bodyguards holding Willard Whyte prisoner in his Las Vegas villa. When Bond enters to rescue Whyte, he meets Bambi and Thumper, who introduce themselves, and then take it in turns to attack Bond, somewhat playfully.
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Match 2
Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson) vs Trina Parks (Thumper)
Actress: Tania Mallet Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Trina Parks | 0 – 3 – 0 | 34 – 6 – 542 |
Actress: Trina Parks Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Thumper and Bambi attack Bond, kicking him and using their martial art skills to overcome him. Bond was at a loss, the two girls too nimble for him. However, Thumper and Bambi then throw Bond into a pool, and they lose their advantage, Bond managing to push their heads underwater until they give in and reveal where Willard Whyte is being kept.
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Straight Line of the Day: Little-Known Facts About Wilma Flintstone: …
Cartoons and Memes
Trump Discounted Fortune Cookie Warning To “Beware of Escalators, Teleprompters, and Helicopters”
Straight Line of the Day: The Great Thing About Getting a New Computer Is…
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Week of 9/17/2025 Results : New Matches for 9/24/2025
We finally reach the last of matches so everyone has 5 games under their belts and we can see who tops the leaderboards. Yippee!
Results
| Ana de Armas | No Preference | Tonia Sotiropoulou |
|---|---|---|
| 171 | 2 | 51 |
| Diana Rigg | No Preference | Jane Seymour |
|---|---|---|
| 138 | 3 | 112 |
New Matches for 9/24/2025
Match 1
Catherine Schell (Nancy) vs Monica Bellucci (Lucia Sciarra)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 1 – 3 – 0 | 313 – 5 – 672 |
Actress: Catherine Schell Nationality: Hungarian Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.
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| Contestants | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Monica Bellucci | 2 – 2 – 0 | 351 – 13 – 438 |
Born Monica Anna Maria Bellucci
30 September 1964 (age 60)
Città di Castello, Umbria, ItalyOccupations Actressfashion model Instructed by his former superior M, James Bond is assigned to trace notorious assassin Marco Sciarra, kill him, and attend his funeral, knowing his womanizing ways will get him the answers he needs there rather from the assassin himself. Bond travels to Mexico and successfully kills Sciarra, failing his plan of targeting a stadium for a terrorist attack.
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Match 2
Lea Seydoux (Madelaine Swann) vs Angela Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lea Seydoux | 3 – 1 – 0 | 520 – 8 – 254 |
First appearance Spectre (2015) Last appearance No Time to Die (2021) Portrayed by Léa Seydoux Madeleine Swann is a complex character introduced in the James Bond film Spectre. Madeline Swann is the daughter of Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), a member of the criminal organization SPECTRE.
Swann studied at the University of Oxford and at Sorbonne University, and later worked with Doctors Without Borders.[1] By the time of Spectre she is working as a psychiatrist at a private clinic in the Austrian Alps.
Dying of thallium poisoning, White tells James Bond (Daniel Craig) to protect his daughter from SPECTRE, so Bond goes to see her at the clinic. Although Swann is initially hesitant to trust Bond, she agrees to share information about SPECTRE and help Bond take the organization down. The two gradually fall in love, and Bond ultimately leaves MI6 to be with her after arresting Blofeld.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Angela Scoular | 0 – 4 – 0 | 52 – 4 – 964 |
Actress: Angela Scoular Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.
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AOC Commemorates Sinking of Titanic (April 14, 1912) by Assigning Blame to Trump
September 23, 2025 — Rep. Alexandra Ocasio-Cortex held a memorial press event for the victims of the sinking of the R.M.S. Titanic on April 14, 1912, and blamed Trump and his censorship campaign for the tragic loss of lives, to the press, in a press conference.
As of press time, the assembled representatives of the free and unbiased press posed no questions to the representative from New York.
“As Cat Sevens sang in his song, ‘Superior it’s said, never gives up its dead’,” she said with a catch in her throat. AI later added a tear to her eye.
Her aides mentioned that she may run for president in 2028.
Beer Goggles Primer
Straight Line of the Day: Trump’s Message to the UN: …
Public Service Announcement
Hi guys and girls, we have girls posting here, right? In any event I wanted to let everyone know that Microsoft has effed my computer up royally. I upgraded to Windows 11 on Sunday and it has been down hill ever since. First it destroyed my audio. Nothig I can do can get it back. Now I keep having system crashes regularly. If I read “Oh snap” one more time I will freak. This morning I had 5 of them and it took me almost an hour and a half to get my computer running. This is going to necessitate the purchase of a new computer. When is a matter of conjecture at this point but it will be soon. Until then the problems my interfer with my regular feature posts. Sorry for the inconvenience but you can blame Bill Gates for me. Until then let us hope for the best. Cheers.
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Babesleaga Group AH : Week 7 : Sara Evans vs Lee Ann Womack
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Sara Evans vs Lee Ann Womack
Sara Evans (5-1-0 Pts. 361 Avg. 60.17)
- Week 1 Defeated Martina McBride 65-41
- Week 2 Defeated Trisha Yearwood 72-18
- Week 3 Defeated Faith Hill 52-45
- Week 4 Defeated Deana Carter 57-23
- Week 5 Lost to Shania Twain 54-60
- Week 6 Defeated LeAnn Rimes 61-28
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Lee Ann Womack (0-6-0 Pts. 118 Avg. 19.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 13-89
- Week 2 Lost to LeAnn Rimes 27-68
- Week 3 Lost to Deana Carter 22-69
- Week 4 Lost to Trisha Yearwood 25-44
- Week 5 Lost to Faith Hill 14–71
- Week 6 Lost to Martina McBride 17-69
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Babesleaga Group AH : Deana Carter vs Martina McBride
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Deana Carter vs Martina McBride
Deana Carter (3-3-0 Pts. 296 Avg. 49.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Faith Hill 32-72
- Week 2 Lost to Shania Twain 27-67
- Week 3 Defeated Lee Ann Womack 69-22
- Week 4 Lost to Sara Evans 23-57
- Week 5 Defeated LeAnn Rimes 31-20
- Week 6 Defeated Trisha Yearwood 56-33
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Martina McBride (3-3-0 Pts. 296 Avg. 49.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Sara Evans 41-65
- Week 2 Lost to Faith Hill 39-50
- Week 3 Defeated LeAnn Rimes 56-47
- Week 4 Lost to Shania Twain 22-58
- Week 5 Defeated Trisha Yearwood 69-29
- Week 6 Defeated Lee Ann Womack 69-17
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Totalitarian Fascist Dictator Trump Utilizes Gestapo Tactics For Less Than a Week
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ will return to ABC on Tuesday
CNBC | September 22, 2025 | Sarah WhittenDisney said in a statement Monday that “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” will return to its ABC broadcast on Tuesday.