Meryl Yourish from a secluded island in the Pacific writes:
I got a letter back from with one of those messages that said it failed to deliver my email to the recipient. It was my letter to you on the Hulk and Rumsfeld fight. Yet you answered the letter without having received it. Can you explain this miracle? Does it have anything to do with the shirts?
Yes, I didn’t want to mention it because it has not been confirmed by scientists, but my Nuke the Moon t-shirt gives me psychic powers. I am able to tell what a person is going to e-mail me and respond even without seeing the e-mail!
Actually, when you e-mail THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMe who thought I never received your subtitle submissions, I did receive them and summarily rejected them… if that makes you feel better.
So, until I get my mailbox cleaned out, just ignore the bounce back messages.
More Frank Answers™ later!
…if I feel like it. Actually, screw you; you write some funny posts. I’ve been writing for the whole week and I feel burnt out now.
Ah, I shouldn’t take it out on you, my readers. Didn’t get much sleep last night so I just didn’t have time or energy to think of something to post today. I should have just pulled something from my ancient archives of funny stuff and put that up… oh, I have the perfect thing! But I’m at work now, so it will have to wait until I get home about 5pm. But it will be great!
Until then, for those of you who have received your shirts by now, here is how to turn it into a cool ninja mask. Sure, you’re saying, I can do that with any black t-shirt, but only the Nuke the Moon t-shirt gives you actual ninja powers!
Oh, and I have been putting secret messages in my Links of the Day™ for like a week now; did anyone notice?
aHA! So the all-powerful Nuke the Moon t-shirt doesn’t keep you refreshed even after only little sleep! Well, scratch my order.
I actually do feel better, knowing that I was rejected instead of missing a chance. Now I know I need to do better.
dr. dna,
I didn’t wear the shirt to bed. I was the fool; don’t blame the shirt.
I caught the last one but I think it was the most obvious.
Of course not. I am wearing my tinfoil eyeglasses to prevent mind control.
Is having all those super powers and nigh invulnerability and women chasing you all the time really worth $15.95? I mean, that still seems kind of high for a T-shirt.
NO! Rejected?! It can’t be!! It’s the Monkeys, I tell you! The Monkeys!!
Orion
Actually, the one in the “Links of the Day” from June 19th was the most blaringly obvious one. (secret message).
er…they were all obvious except this one.
Geez, Frank, I’ll get a shirt already, no need for threats…damn!
I was hoping someone would have noticed the messages from the odd line breaks, but I tried to make yesterday’s extra obvious to finally give up the game.
Wow. That website says that, after folding a shirt like that, “Now you’re a ninja.” See, I thought that being a ninja came from years of training. Guess I was wrong…
Nope. Just a good mask and you’re a ninja.
Waaaaa!
duh. I thought it was freakin’ poetry. I actually did consider looking at the middle word of each line, but I either was too lazy or checked the first couple and gave up.
Thanks for destroying my self-esteem, Frank. I think I’ll go be suicidal for a bit.
Tim,
As long as it is only for a bit.
u r the chit lady
u r black girl
every one same on u