SondraK sent me this t-shirt as an early birthday present:
It is very scary, and very true. Despite my fear of it, I must wear it to spread the truth!
UPDATE: BTW, look what SondraK got.
SondraK sent me this t-shirt as an early birthday present:
It is very scary, and very true. Despite my fear of it, I must wear it to spread the truth!
UPDATE: BTW, look what SondraK got.
–More guns… we all need MORE GUNS!!
big guns….. really really big guns!!!!
Wow! What a kiss up!!
(poop. wish I’d thought of that)
You’re just handing out your home address to those who wish to send you gifts?
Velly, velly interesting.
I need a P.O. Box…
Any idea where she got these things from?
ahem I mean, we do need to let the common people know, right?
I need a shirt like that!! Any idea where it came from? People that know me are familiar with my personal quote – “monkeys and mdgts are somehow at the center of anything that goes wrong”
If monkeys stink and there is a component in the stink that is unique to monkeys, and possibly Michael Moore, then we should be able to create a monkey-seeking missile.
We’ll have them in no time.
ninja monkeys?
how can monkeys be stealthy what with the stinking and the screeching and the poo throwing?
–Your first, and most deadly, mistake would be to underestimate the monkey. Whether acting as a ninja or a nuclear scientist, the monkey is capable of doing whatever it takes in his ultimate mission, which is, of course, our destruction.
That is why I am the student suckling on the teat of knowledge from the master
–Chimps are not just monkeys, they are the HEAD monkeys. Who do you think runs the show over there in monkey land? The baboons?? Give me a break…
–Lancelot Link was part of a Vast Monkey Wing Conspiracy to make our gullible children believe that they are on our side.
–People… DON’T BUY INTO IT!!!
RUN!!!!
OMG! Josh! You are a student suckling on the teat of knowledge??! That’s hilarious!
the teat of knowledge
well, how do you top that? are there two teats of knowledge? move over.
I know not from whence the teat comes only that I am to suck and gain the wisdom of the ages…particularly about ninja monkey wisdom.
(I lie…the teat generally comes in the morning around 9am)
Here’s another good shirt, “Never trust a hippie”
http://www.karmaloop.com/products.asp?ProductID=4767
Shoot. I was just going to e-mail you and ask you if you wanted me to send you a postcard with that on it. Oh well.