Presidential hopeful Barack Obama set a new fundraising record in the second quarter by pulling in $32.5 million, bringing his total for the year to $58 million.
Since Democrats are forever gloating about all the lefty goodies they could’ve bought with the money spent on the War on Terror, I think it’s only fair to remind them of all the things they could’ve bought with those Obama campaign donations:

Is Obama REALLY worth not having this?

• 116,000 kevlar helmets for baby seals
• 3,411,000 metal spikes to put in trees for wrecking lumberjack chainsaws
• 10,000 new roofs for Palestinian ambulances with perfectly circular holes from Israeli rocket attacks.
• 252,000 giant paper-maché Bush puppets for burning at protests.
• 19,000,000 gallons of gas for Harry Reid’s SUV so he doesn’t have to walk across the street.
• 29,000 sensitivity training classes to help cure blacks of their homophobia.
• 210,000 shopping carts for the homeless.
• 2,857,000 inner tubes for illegal aliens.
• 145,000 haircuts for John Edwards.
• 400 if you include the cost of hair spray.
• 4500 face lifts for ugly feminists.
• 18,770,000 jars of urine for NEA art projects.
• 263,000 wedding cakes with two grooms on top.
• 1,300,000 bongs (strictly for medicinal purposes, of course)
• 116 TV commercials to promote a concert that’ll raise $10 million dollars for AIDS research.
• 830,000 acoustic guitars for playing “Kumbaya” while setting fire to giant paper-maché Bush puppets.
• Enough carbon offsets to cancel out 3 days worth of Al Gore jetting around the country to discuss the perils of Global Warming.

Then again, there’s the one thing that liberals want that NO amount of money can buy (see extended entry):

A popular liberal radio talk show.