Despite his constant undermining of the war effort, John Edwards secretly wants the US to win the War on Terror because he thinks he’s look awful in a burka.
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LOL Harvey. If you want to make John Edwards “scream like a girl”, wait til he’s asleep and dress him in one of Hilarys pantsuits.
There’s also the fact that his fabulous, womanly hair emits “hair-rays” that drive muslim “men” crazy with desire. They often refer to John Edwards as “the one who’s sexier than a young goat.”
LOL Harvey. If you want to make John Edwards “scream like a girl”, wait til he’s asleep and dress him in one of Hilarys pantsuits.
Actually, John Edwards wears a burka around the house…mainly, when he’s dusting.
But you forgot the MOST IMPORTANT fact of ALL-a burka would cover up his most beautiful hair!
There’s also the fact that his fabulous, womanly hair emits “hair-rays” that drive muslim “men” crazy with desire. They often refer to John Edwards as “the one who’s sexier than a young goat.”
John Edwards also fears that he’d have to be one of the 72 virgins. After all, he’s way too soft to not be more innocent than a spring daisy.
Sure, but putting Hillary IN one of those burhkas is actually one of the few benefits of loosing the War on Terror.