Fred Thompson and King Kong both went into a back ally you say? Because they wanted some alone time. Face it IMAO jokesters Fred is about as lame as your comedy. Look at Drudge. It’s Hucksplosion time. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM!!! Meanwhile, there is zero awesomeness coming from Fred’s campaign.
Hey Dwight,
Still can’t bear to take your prayer shawl and go elsewhere?
The Republican Party will never nominate an advocate of “turn the other cheek” foriegn policy and “compasionate conservative” big government (been there, done that).
Huck is a nice guy-I know, I’ve met him- But he’ll not come out on top in an alley fight- with our enemies abroad, or our own domestic socialists.
FRED! 08
there’s a fifty percent chance he’s your real father.
That would be a terrible thing for him to have on his conscience. Not the illegitimacy. Just being my father.
In all fairness, what does Fred’s awesomeness have to say about Jeri?
Let’s face it, this is the woman that is keeping Fred occupied, so that the rest of us guys have a chance at getting a girl.
Fred isn’t afraid of Silly Firemen’s Hats: he has Jeri to adopt them. (For those who don’t know now they are trying to destroy Fred with a manufactured Firemen’s Hat controversy, which in itself is funnier than any comment on this thread).
This would explain Cave Troll’s great strength and power, as well as Cave Troll’s penchant for extreme violence against Democrats and other traitors.
Daddy!
If nothing else Fred wins the hottie wife contest.
And I wonder how long it would take Bill Clinton to try and hit on her?
Notice I said “try.” Fred would quickly sew up Bubba’s “executive briefs.”
First! Also, does that mean that there’s a 50% chance of inheriting his powers?
Women have been known to become pregnant just from hearing his name.
Please, Please, Please let it be true… I wouldn’t ask for anything else for Christmas, just let it be true.
If Fred Thompson and King Kong went into a back ally only one of them would come out, and it wouldn’t be the monkey.
That’s an old Lyle Alzedo line.
Fred Thompson and King Kong both went into a back ally you say? Because they wanted some alone time. Face it IMAO jokesters Fred is about as lame as your comedy. Look at Drudge. It’s Hucksplosion time. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM!!! Meanwhile, there is zero awesomeness coming from Fred’s campaign.
“Darth Vadar, I am your father.”
Hey Dwight,
Still can’t bear to take your prayer shawl and go elsewhere?
The Republican Party will never nominate an advocate of “turn the other cheek” foriegn policy and “compasionate conservative” big government (been there, done that).
Huck is a nice guy-I know, I’ve met him- But he’ll not come out on top in an alley fight- with our enemies abroad, or our own domestic socialists.
FRED! 08
… and all these years I thought “who’s your daddy” was some Indiana thing: “Hoosier daddy”…..
there’s a fifty percent chance he’s your real father.
That would be a terrible thing for him to have on his conscience. Not the illegitimacy. Just being my father.
Come on Frank,
you can’t reference Jeri without posting a picture of her. If nothing else Fred wins the hottie wife contest.
In all fairness, what does Fred’s awesomeness have to say about Jeri?
Let’s face it, this is the woman that is keeping Fred occupied, so that the rest of us guys have a chance at getting a girl.
Unfortunately there’s a fifty percent chance that Bill Clinton is your child’s father.
If Fred Thompson isn’t your father…Hillary Clinton is your mother!
Or…Hillary Clinton is your father…
Jeri as my “stepmom”??
Hmmm, Oedipus complex……
Fred isn’t afraid of Silly Firemen’s Hats: he has Jeri to adopt them. (For those who don’t know now they are trying to destroy Fred with a manufactured Firemen’s Hat controversy, which in itself is funnier than any comment on this thread).
My “to do” list for today:
1. Kick Ass
2. Take Names
I agree with Matt P. Please, please, please, let it be true!
Heather(who really lost out in the “real” father department)
Please let it be true! I’ll never ask The Mighty Cheesecurds for anything ever again!
This would explain Cave Troll’s great strength and power, as well as Cave Troll’s penchant for extreme violence against Democrats and other traitors.
Daddy!
If nothing else Fred wins the hottie wife contest.
And I wonder how long it would take Bill Clinton to try and hit on her?
Notice I said “try.” Fred would quickly sew up Bubba’s “executive briefs.”
That would explain my instinctive urges to smash hippies.