Apparently some conservatives put out a declaration that criticism of DeMint will not be tolerated. To which I respond, “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!”
Know why Republicans didn’t get the Senate this election? It’s because of DeMint and his stupid, fat face. We could have cruised to victory in this climate, except always ruining our momentum was DeMint’s stupid, fat face getting in the way. Plus, I’ve noticed something similar about all of DeMint’s supporters’ face: They are stupid and they are fat. What’s holding back the GOP right now are DeMint and his followers’ stupid, fat faces.
Hey, that was fun. Let’s criticize Palin now.
Palin is as unelectable as a write in candidacy for Mr. Mxyzptlk. She is destroying our chances with her “you betchas” and her… doing stuff. How about instead of promoting Palin, we skip the middleman and campaign for Obama? The official IMAO position is that we hate Palin and never want her mentioned again.
Hmm, who should I criticize next?
Fred Thompson is the worst…
AHH! HE JUST PUNCHED THROUGH THE WALL AND HE’S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!
Dear IMAO and FrankJ,
This post has no relevance to what we think or what we shall do! We are the party Bigs in the GOP and if we want your opinion, we will give it to you (unless you have 10 or 20 million to donate, then we might listen) so sit down, shut up and let us run the show! We are going to run Mitt Romney for POTUS and we don’t care if you guys want him or not! That’s just how it’s going to be!
Muwahahahahahah!
GOP Bigs, Party Bosses, The Chosen, The Inside Circle, The In Crowd
PS: Reagan wasn’t “all that”.
Yours,
GOP Bigs, Party Bosses, The Chosen, The Inside Circle, The In Crowd
If you liked McCain, wait till you see what we have planned for 2012 !!!
Yours,
GOP Bigs, Party Bosses, The Chosen, The Inside Circle, The In Crowd
PS I guess SarahK is running the blog in her widowhood. It’s a tragedy Frank’s body was never found. Don’t mess with Fred.
PPS The GOP didn’t learn their lesson in 2008.
Democrat control of the Senate is why Brakabama will be defeated in 2012.
“Mr. Mxyzptlk” – now there’s a candidate I can get behind! Clean, articulate, impeccable track record, no vices, can’t be bought. Needs a name change, however. How about we name him “Paul Ryan?”
Actually, the problem is that RINO’s like John Cornyn are way more obsessed with fighting Jim DeMint than Obama.
AHH! HE JUST PUNCHED THROUGH THE WALL AND HE’S GOING TO KILL ME!!!!
Quick!! Get him with those laser eyes! What do you mean the batteries are dead?
See that’s why I always liked Fred Thompson. Like a true Federalist Conservative he understands that Frank has the unalienable right to criticize him and Fred has the right unleash the wrath of Hades upon him.
Kind of why I really don’t care about Fred Phelps and his lame “Congregation/Family”. He’s got his inbred family, and we got jaded war vet bikers with led pipes and chains. The world is as it should be.
“No, there is too much. Let me sum up. We like DeMint. ‘Eph with him and we’ll give our money to someone else.”
Golly gee, sounds fair to me.
I hate all of you people!
Jimmy – Some Irishman if he doesn’t know what a pratie is!
Proud Infidel – Why are you proud to be an anti-Muslim bigot, you bigot?
DamnCat – Enough said! Damn cat!
Burmashave – I thank you for telling me about Joseph R. Owen’s Colder than Hell (Outstanding!), but your name still confuses me!
seanmahair – Do you know what a pratie is?
ussjimmycarter – Where does one even start? Goodness gracious alive!
BigRichardSmall – I cannot say anything bad about you. You are a beautiful man. By the way, the fleet ish not the worry. The worry ish the Americansh.
Frank J. – My foot is going to marginally culture your butt!
Veeshir – Again, where does one even start?
Cadet Happy – I still hate you!
Those are just some notables. I hate all of you!
Frank, clean-up on aisle 10. Marko made me laugh.
Frank could have held off VFred with those laser eyes, but the lasers are run on Vista software.
Marko – Didn’t you just get through telling me that my pratie/Ireland connection was wrong and it was pratie/Idaho?
Geeeezzzz, make up your mind…
Only a person from the scary backwoods of Pennsylvania would know what a “pratie” is. It is, after all, why some people call it “Transylvania.” Mwahahahahaha! as ussjimmy(rippin’ & stuffin’)carter would say.
Marko, I think this should clear it up: Licorice tattoo turned a gunmetal blue scrawled across the shoulders of a dying town.
Marko – what’s a pratie?
@#$%ing solar powered laser eye batteries!
Was it Fred Thompson or the Kool Aid guy? The Kool Aid pitcher was always breaking through peoples walls. I think it’s because he’s insecure about not fitting through the front door. That and he’s all hopped-up on Kool Aid…. that s*#t will make ya crazy.
If the guy usually getting the wedgie is now promising to deliver a wedgie I say good on him. Decades of wedgies can make ya bitter and prone to make silly threats, once that guy finally gets the upper hand.
Oh and what #6 Son of Bob said and what #4 Ccoffer said but I’d add that it’s also Barakabama himself that will help too.
Hey, Joe Schmo, I think they grow potatoes in both places! So many ignorant crackers here!
Cool. I got High Praise and didn’t have to answer a riddle.
I would really like Palin if not for the four eyes, and that grotesque rear end. Not to mention her left wing faminist garbage. I don’t know what she has agin taters, but she must be a racist.
“So many ignorant crackers here!”
Hey Marko, it gets worse. We have cats too!
I like Palin and DeMint. You know why? Their names aren’t Huckabee and Romney or McCain.
Just be glad you tried to criticize Mr. Thompson before Mr. Norris.