The Obama is the Democratic nominee, the Democrats thinking he should be president because of how he… and what he accomplished when he…
I’m sure they’ll be able to fill in those blanks before the general election.
Anyway, the Donks have done lists of things McCain is older than (which is pretty much everything except his mother), so here’s a list of things Obama has less job experience than.
THINGS OBAMA HAS LESS RELEVANT JOB EXPERIENCE THAN
* A shift manager at McDonalds.
* A churro vendor.
* The guy who makes keys at the Home Depot.
* Successful pimps (it ain’t easy).
* An Excel spreadsheet.
* The guy who rips tickets when you enter the movie theater.
* The average seeing-eye dog.
* Duct tape.
* Any CEO.
* Any CFO.
* Any other Os than Obama.
* Any military officer.
* Any military enlisted man.
* Pretty much every other U.S. Senator.
* The average voter.
Next I can do a list of things Obama is dumber than, but I should first clean up my SQL server to make sure it’s ready to story that big of a post.
Obama has less relevant job experience than:
* Migrant farm laborers
* A head of lettuce
* A downtown bicyle courier
* The driver of his bus (with bodies under it)
* A wet dish rag
* Chelsea Clinton
* A Starbucks barista
People who have more experience than Obama;
Graduate from USC on a full-ride football scholarship who actually attended a class.
Displaced citizen of New Orleans who has been living in another city gainfully employed for a month at minimum wage…
Member of congress who has amounted to anything over the course of the last year.
Member of the McCain campaign committee spending time thinking conservative thoughts
*A corpse
*Dwight from “The Office”
*John Edwards’ hair stylist
*My German Shepherd
*Jeremiah Wright
*The birds nesting in my backyard
*My gun collection
*My car
Will this list ever end?
Less experience than:
* All of IMAO’s readers
* A barn owl
* Ted Kennedy’s bottle of Vodka (and brain tumor)
* The Osprey buzzing my cabin
* A Hillary Clinton pants suit
The list will never end, Marko.
#2 UUSJC-
I call shenanigans on your post, 3 of your 4 examples do not in fact exist and the number of displaced residents of NO who would stoop to working for minimum wage as long as uncle Sucker is on the case is statistically insignificant at best.
Hmm, I think he has less experience than:
A Walmart greeter, ‘in training.’
Rosie Odonnell – And he is also dumber for your next post.
His hair pick.
Everyone who resides in ALL 57 states.
Obama has less relevant job experience than:
His teleprompter
The person typing on his teleprompter
The person that plugged his teleprompter in
Amadinijad’s members only jacket
One of hillary’s cankles
Baby New Years left testicle
A twice baked potato
Obama less qualified than:
* my imaginary friend’s imaginary mailman’s imaginary mailtruck
* what i scaped off my shoe after a stoll in the pasture.
* the cat hair in my couch
* dryer lint
* Osama
Obama has less experience than:
* All 71 Virgins
Less experience than
– Hillary Clinton
– John McCain’s son
– Bobby Jindal
– William Jefferson (D-LA)
– Greg Maddox
– Greg Gumble
– Bryant Gumble
– Forrest Gump
– Forrest Gump, Jr.
– R. Kelly
This list could get long.
*An infant
*An embryo
*A blastocyst
*A zygote
*An unfertilized egg
Hmm, I think I gave Obamahammed too much credit in the last one….
*A bacterium
*A strand of RNA from a virus
*A photon
*A neutrino
*A virtual particle
*Michelle Obama
That was kind’o the point! He has less than ZERO experience being a democRAT he starts with a negative number and must climb out of a huge hole which he just keeps digging deeper!
Yeah, #13, like he NOW has more experience running for President than he has as a US Senator!
#10: I’m waiting for more of your list.
Holy bad grammar in that post! That was MUCH worse than usual… I had to read it about 4 times!
so i was talking to this guy teh other day who was glad for obama’s win and wondering whether he would pick hillary as veep, and wondering whether he should because of her baggage. i laughed and told him that he probably has more baggage than she does now. and so i came up with two potential, related campaign slogans for obama:
Obama ’08: Heavy Baggage, Light Loafers.
Obama ’08: More Junk in the Trunk than Hillary.