Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now on the list of events the left wants you to stop celebrating…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now on the list of events the left wants you to stop celebrating…
…so much Trump WINNING! They’re sick of it.
…are birthdays in general and specifically the birth of a child.
Unless it’s an anchor baby of course.
…is retirement. Die the day before you retire and they can keep all your benefits.
Reagan’s birthday
The moment your college loans are paid back by you, the Loanee.
Trump’s fantastic 4th of July Parade
The life and times of George H.W. Bush
The fall of Communism in the Eastern Block
Melania Trump’s ‘better looking clothing than Michelle Obama’s’
The Betsy Ross Flag which was flown during the Revolutionary War. Can’t believe I left that one out.
The downward spiral of Colin Kaepernick.
The unimprovement of Hillary’s cankles.
clothing? That’s it?
Me and my gang’s propaganda signs on the moon.
Hillary’s loss, an event we celebrate daily!
… the yearly event when children are cast out from caring government guidance over their routines, left to the chaotic schemes of their legal guardians or even their own psyches.
Otherwise known as “summer break”.
…A Very Special Episode Of Blossom
…Cinco de Mayo – cultural appropriation…
…Tax Freedom Day – in their world, this should never happen…
…MLK, Jr. Birthday (they aren’t exactly fans of that whole “content of their character” thing.)
…National Ice Cream day (not vegan inclusive.)
…opening day of hunting season.
Now on the list of events the left wants you to stop celebrating…
good times.
Now on the list of events the left wants you to stop celebrating…
well I’m not saying it involves aliens but… it involves aliens.
Now on the list of events the left wants you to stop celebrating…
Sadie Hawkins day.
Now on the list of events the left wants you to stop celebrating…
any that falls on a day ending in”Y”.
Now on the list of events the left wants you to stop celebrating…
Seismic ones.
Hitler’s birthday.
Hitler’s birthday baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!! Stalin’s birthday gooooooooooooood!!
…they love people named Vladimir also.Vladimir Lenin..Vladimir Putin…Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov
Vladimir Ashkenazy
Vladimir Mayakovsky
Vladimir Matyushenko.
Vladimir Dracula.
Vladimir Bystrov
Vladimir Tarasenko
Vladimir Konstantinov
The name is very common over there like Frank is here.