[To the tune of The Beatles’ “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”]

“The Democrat platform is a twitchy reflex that, whatever Trump is for, they’re against.  So he wakes up every morning, tweets his rubber hammer at their kneecaps, and they respond accordingly.”

— Mark Steyn, 7/15/19
www.steynonline.com/9552/wokeness-at-warp-speed

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Woke, uncritical,
Everything’s political
Basement in the home
Late nights all a-moan with the boob tube
Boo, hoo-hoo-hoo!

Maxed-out credit cards
Yammering on Reddit hard
Cursing at the phone
“Can I be faked out by some pictures?
Pwnd?”
As NBC’s getting ready to go
With talking points galore . . .

Bang, bang, Donald’s rubber hammer
Comes down upon their knees!
Bang, bang, Donald’s rubber hammer
Will be the story that leads

Trapped and schooled again,
Liberals play the fool again;
Knee-jerked and annoyed:
Wishing to exploit an unpleasant Twee-(hee-hee)-eet.

He tells libs to pray,
Better yet, just go away,
But the Left Behind
Are writing in the Times
“He must not say so, oh-oh . . . oh!”
But when they go to faint on their couch
He yanks it from behind!

Bang, bang, Donald’s rubber hammer
Comes down upon their knees (Do-do do-doo-doo)
Bang, bang, not a novelty gavel:
Words that equal deeds

Congress 116
Said “We got another teen
Ignorant, alone —
With a no-testosterone future, ho, ho-ho, ho.”

Woke and pallor-y
Screaming from the gallery
Trump must be impeached (“Hitler was impeached!”)
Public schools all teach this
Glossed-over-reach
But as the rats are leaving the ship
A flare goes up online:

Bang, bang, Donald’s roman candle
Goes up, in their face (Do-do do-doo-doo)
Bang, bang, Donald’s Twitter handle
Sends them to their safe space

Whoa, whoa, whoa
Bad, bad orange man

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