Satan congratulates socialists for committing every deadly sin at once
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Excellent!
And only eight paragraphs long.
Of course, satire in measured amounts is fun.
It is spoken as if they are two separate entities.
Horsemen of the apocalypse war, disease, inflation, starvation. Clearly Satan is a socialist.
That’s worthy of a sign on the moon…and so it shall be.