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  1. I love this flow-chart, and I love its applicability to lots of songs, but there’s a flaw: the song only follows one “to make it better” with “better better better begetter Ahhhh” not every one.

  2. @4 🙂

    Current songs: Sing a somewhat normal song.
    In the middle, without warning, have a thug bark random words to the music.
    Go back to the somewhat normal song.

    Listener’s tip: Try not to look surprised at the random interlude. If you think it’s strange, you’re old. 🙂

  3. If Rap Song Then:

    Every sixth, seventh, and eighth word: Have posse bark it out simultaneously with lead singer.

    I admit, freely, that this takes counting and memorization skills.

    But they don’t impress me.

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