[High Praise! to Gunslinger’s Journal]
True story: Racism and Slavery began in 1776 when the White People of the United States of America began to grow cotton, and decided they needed African slaves to pick it. It was only then that they went directly to Africa to capture charming, civilized, peaceful, literate, cultured, soulful, black folk and force them onto their plantations as slaves.
No one in the world had ever heard of such a thing as slavery before evil White People in the United States of America invaded by the thousands—like savage locusts—the Utopian lands of lushest Africa, and stole, wholesale, the noble natives right out of their huts…er…country cottages…and brutally tore them from their paradisaical homeland of love and brotherhood, and sharing and caring among all the worthy tribes of that majestic land.
Well, except for a few odds and ends, it is essentially, on the whole, for the most part, contiguous with, parallel to, in general accordance with, on the same planet as the truth. Isn’t it?
*….and once the great democrat, Abe Lincoln freed the slaves, the evil republicans refused to let them go home. President Lincoln (D, Il) was about to offer them first class airfare when an evil Republican, John Wilkes Bush, shot him with a gun he should never have been allowed to own.
Racism is about delivery and meaning, and that’s it. Sticks and stones on the most part.