So Are We Going to Totally Ruin First Woman President Like We Did First Black President?

So there’s the NBC and CNN movies about Hillary, but CBS is trying to go for something a little more subtle: a drama about a female Secretary of State. And somehow I doubt the woman portrayed will be easily mistaken for Condi.

Wow, people are really working overtime to prop up Hillary. I mean, we’re going to have two movies and a TV show about someone who hasn’t ever actually done anything. Can you name one Hillary accomplishment? Other than marrying someone who would one day be president and standing by him no matter how awful he was?

I mean, are we supposed to pretend that we would even have heard of Hillary if she weren’t married to a president? Do we have to be polite about this and act like Hillary’s own accomplishments have anything to do with where she is now in politics?

I say no. Instead of electing a black president on the merits, we got an unaccomplished, useless twerp who was elected just for being black, and now first black president is ruined forever. Do we want first woman president similarly ruined by electing a woman who’s only accomplishment was being a doormat for her ambitious, scumbag husband? What will that say to my daughter, Buttercup? “You too can one day be president — if you marry right and keep your mouth shut!”

FOX should do a show about Hillary too, but they should bring back their infamous Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire — but instead it will be Who Wants to Marry a Rising Politician. Hey, do it right girls, and you too might one day be president!

11 Comments

  1. Just think of Hillary of the Bloody Mary we have to get through to get a Elizabeth First.

    With Hillary, we could have the president show up in a dress and heels and… it would still look hilariously out of character.

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