"Where the 'Wild Things' Are" is a book about the $2 DVD bin at Big Lots. Did you know they made 4 sequels to that movie?
— Tom✌ (@Tom_Vom) November 6, 2013
RIP: Blockbuster. In lieu of flowers please watch a movie tonight with family that is your third or fourth choice.
— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) November 6, 2013
My skinny coworker is complaining about how she "just can't gain weight!" I hope there's a cure for her affliction (speaking)
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 6, 2013
my biggest weakness? I'd say a big ole freshly baked honey ham seemingly left out in the open but actually part of a spring snare net trap.
— Dave Dittell (@davedittell) November 6, 2013
Scriptwriters: ensure that ‘You’ll never get away with this!’ is always followed by ‘Oh, but I already have.’ It’s how we know you’re good.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 6, 2013
Every college is a barber college if you run around with shears attacking people's heads every night
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) November 6, 2013
Biggest testament to Louis CK's talent is the way we're all giving him a pass on the "two letters for a last name" thing.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) November 6, 2013