$TWTR just sounds like Ke$ha's more respectable cousin.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) November 7, 2013
I bet Michelangelo also arts in heaven.
— sadvil (@crylenol) November 7, 2013
New video of Rob Ford reveals he is actually Hitler. "Must've been during one of my drunken stupors," says Ford of WWII
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) November 7, 2013
Lottery tickets should be purchased like porn — shamefully. Don't hold up the line at the gas station like you're conducting big business.
— Kensington (@NYKensington) November 7, 2013