When the Founding Fathers said impeachment was only for high crimes and misdemeanors, they never imagined we’d have a president this crappy.
I hope Obama ends his speech on Obamacare with, “Now everyone apologize to me.”
The only question from the press to the president at this point should be, “Why are you talking?”
“If you like your plan — and you complain enough — I might let you keep it a little bit longer.”
Will the mental health provisions in Obamacare help treat the extreme schadenfreude Republicans are experiencing right now?
The problem is the people responsible for gerrymandering the Senate are all long dead.
Obama said, “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. Period.” A wag once commented that everything a person said was a lie, including “A” and “the”. I guess we can update that to include the punctuation. Period.
The word “Period” was a mistake. What Obama meant to say was:
“If you like your plan, you can keep your plan? Question?”
What is really remarkable after all this is that anyone takes anything he says seriously from now on.
Toure is one of the dumbest people on television, and that includes the cast of Jersey Shore, Real Housewives, and Ed Schultz. If he were any stupider, I think he’d actually qualify as brain dead.