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The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…
…they can no longer smell Jersey.
…the rats have less competition in the subways.
…is that “The Great White Way” would finally live up to it’s billing.
…the cabbies aren’t fighting with Uber.
The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…
the bed bugs are all snug.
The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…
can’t see all the corruption.
…a good tracking snow will make it easier to hunt the wolves on Wall Street.
The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…
coke prices are WAY down.
they have to import more hookers to match.
it will melt faster because of global warming.
…Whole Foods can pressure wash their shelves.
…at the airport, TSA finally get to practice on each other.
they do not have to worry so much about sea level rise.
The muggers wear mittens when they hit you.
The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…
…is that it finally proves climate change is for real.
…kids won’t have to be stuck eating Moochelle’s approved lunch. Pizza is on the menu today!
…the indoctrination centers (aka public schools) will be closed
Hee hee hee…I think I’ll judge this one.
Just think….COOKIES!!! 🙂
The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…
it brought out Anonymiss.
The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…
Jets, Giants footballs deflate, improve their chances of winning next year.
…you can’t see the crack pipes and syringes.
…Mayor De Blasio will be temporarily distracted from his master plan to subjugate the entire city with his progressive agenda.
…if Anonymiss doesn’t see her shadow, Winter is over.
The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow is that NY City didn’t get a foot of snow, they got 6 inches and we can thank GLOBAL WARMING™ for that. Al Gore Akbar!
The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…
… The Knicks didn’t show up for work. Oh wait, that’s every day!
. . . is that New York City is buried under a foot of snow.
As Hank Williams, Jr., has sung “just send me to hell or New York City. It’d be about the same to me.”
…there are fewer women drivers on the road.
…we were never really insistent on it being dead before it was buried.
…Travis Bickle felt like treating himself to spa weekend for a job well done.
…most criminals kept their hands in their pockets, increasing cop/surrendering criminal shootings by 8,000%.
…photos of De Blasaio’s furnace blowing hot air in through a cracked window.
It’s hilarious to watch smug people panicking.
…it will mask the smell of urine.